# Happy Birthday to ME!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943 "2002-07-02T00:44:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/21 "2002-07-02T13:48:25Z")
Belated birthday … blatherings? (Sorry, I needed something else that began with B, for alliteration purposes, and I was drawing a blank.) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/22 "2002-07-02T18:12:02Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!!! Guin, I love ya! Happy 20th birthday;) Almost 9,000 posts eh?😃 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/23 "2002-07-02T18:38:40Z")
Happy day after your birthday **Guin**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/24 "2002-07-02T19:01:30Z")
Try 24. Hehehe… Thanks. It’s NEVER too late. I’m not out partying because it’s too dammned hot. Later this week I’ll go party. Here, it’s just a little cooler than Satan’s sauna. Mmmm…Wedge in a clerical outfit…yummmmm ---
**Author:** ![eirroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f1d935/32.png) [@eirroc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eirroc)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/25 "2002-07-02T21:45:52Z")
Watches **iampunha** run nekkid through thread…tearing eyes away… H…H…Happy b…belated birthday **Guin** ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/26 "2002-07-02T21:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > . . . where the felch is my present!!! Ya know, I’ve been trying at odd moments throughout the day to put this little phrase, or some bastardization of it, into the song, “Home on the range.” Can’t seem to make anything work. So, how’ bout **that** being my gift to ya? The _lack_ of a insipid little pervasive felching ditty. Happy birthday, Guinastasia ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/27 "2002-07-03T01:35:39Z")
Aw, yinz are all so sweet! “felching ditty”…hmmm…Home on the Felch? Felch on the Range? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943/28 "2002-07-03T01:42:23Z")
Happiest of birthdays, **Guinastasia!** And may you have an absolutely SPLENDIFEROUS year! Scotti [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/116943.md?page=1)