# Happy birthday to me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155 "2004-09-26T12:09:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155/21 "2004-09-30T20:23:18Z")

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**5-4-Fighting** What was I thinking?

It was stated clearly in my original post: Me! Me! Me!

But Happy Birthday to you! Next year I promise to be less self-centered!

**Doctor Jackson** I’ve been waiting for **iampunha** to call me out on that little joke, but he’s too busy brightening other people’s days, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155/22 "2004-09-30T20:49:22Z")

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☹

My wishes have gone unnoriced by **indecisive1** , I see…  
None for you next year! 😛

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**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155/23 "2004-09-30T21:29:50Z")

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NOOOOOOO! I noticed, really I did! I was so touched it left me speachless! Please, please **Flammy** forgive me! It’s age… sometimes we take the ones we love the most for granted.

::hanging head in shame, wringing hands::  
My Flammy, I’ve broken my Flammy’s heart, I’m dirt. Just a bunch of old damn dirt. ::sobbing quietly now::

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155/24 "2004-09-30T22:40:51Z")

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Oh, **indecisive1** … _wordlessly wraps arms around you, feeling helpless to do anything else_

I didn’t think that my wishes would leave you speechless!

Don’t worry, you haven’t broken my heart… I was just surprised, is all.

You are forgiven… I know I’ve taken the people I love for granted already, and I’m 16 years younger than you are. 🙂

We’re okay now, right? 😃

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-me/266155/25 "2004-09-30T22:52:28Z")

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> [@Elenia28](#):
>
> (hijack) does anyone know what \*\*iampunha \*\* looks like? Cause after all this running nekkid through threads, I sure am curious.
> 
> Anyone?
> 
> (/hijack)

[This is the answer which you seek… just scroll up a few posts for multiple pictures.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5314563#post5314563) 🙂

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