# Happy Birthday to Uncle Beer! **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [February 25, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063 "2006-02-25T12:56:18Z") **Posts on this page:** 12 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/1 "2006-02-25T12:56:18Z")
And, coincidentally, myself. Happy Birthday, Bob, from one Ohioan to another. All the best on this day or days. ---
### Author: ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/2 "2006-02-25T14:32:25Z")
Coincidence? I think not. Happy birthday to both of you! ---
### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/3 "2006-02-25T14:35:32Z")
Happy Happy Birthday Birthday! Later today, I will by **Chance** , indulge in a frosty **Beer** in commemoration. ---
### Author: ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/4 "2006-02-25T14:52:34Z")
Happy birthday **Uncle Beer!** Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life. 🙂 ---
### Author: ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/5 "2006-02-25T19:30:33Z")
A very happy birthday to you, **UncleBeer**! ---
### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/6 "2006-02-25T19:42:16Z")
A Double Happy Birthday to **Jonathan Chance & Uncle Beer** ---
### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/7 "2006-02-25T20:33:15Z")
Happy birfday, guys! In you honor I, um, er, well, OK fine, I didn’t plan anything 'cause I didn’t know. But if I’d known, um, er, well, I probably still wouldn’t have planned anything, but I’d have felt guilty about it. And what says Happy Birthday more than guilt?? 😃 _\_ ---
### Author: ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear) #### Post date: [February 25, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/8 "2006-02-25T21:34:41Z")
\ CLEARING THROAT \ \*\* HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY DEEAAARRR UNNNCCCLLLEEE BEEERRR AAANNND JOOOHHHNNNAAATTTHHHAAANNN CHHHAAANNNCCCEEE!!! HAAAPPPYYY BIIIRRRTTTHHHDDDAAAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUUU!!! \*\* ---
### Author: ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky) #### Post date: [February 26, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/9 "2006-02-26T00:52:55Z")
Happy Birthday to y’all, and me too, for today is also my birthday. ---
### Author: ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance) #### Post date: [February 26, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/10 "2006-02-26T01:27:49Z")
Woo! There are three of us! ---
### Author: ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair) #### Post date: [February 26, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/11 "2006-02-26T01:51:39Z")
'tis indeed a fine day to be born. happy birthday to all, and to all a good night. ---
### Author: ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent) #### Post date: [February 26, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-uncle-beer/346063/12 "2006-02-26T04:26:24Z")
> [@Jonathan Chance](#): > > Woo! There are three of us! Make that the four of us…just sayin,… 😃 tsfr