# Happy birthday to Why A Duck and The Wrong Girl! :)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 22, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460 "2002-06-22T16:45:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/1 "2002-06-22T16:45:15Z")

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Well, it’s that time yet again, so without any further ado:

**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHY A DUCK!!!**  
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THE WRONG GIRL!!!**

Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)

“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”

Approximate English Translation of Above:

“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”

**Why A Duck** , I enjoy your posts, and look forward to seeing more of them. (I have no idea who Toby Keith is, and don’t think I want to know)

**The Wrong Girl** , you’re 20 now… no longer a teen.

To both of you: I wish you nothing but the best, and a great year with your friends, family, and loved ones. Congratulations! 🙂 Take care of yourselves!

So what else are you planning to do for your birthdays, anyways? I’d probably look after kids than listen to a country music concert, **Why A Duck**.

This is sort of short because I have to be at a wedding in less than an hour. (and my ride’s coming to pick me up in five minutes or so) But have a great birthday, nonetheless!

F\_X

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/2 "2002-06-22T16:59:29Z")

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_Happy birthday to you  
Happy birthday to you  
You look like a monkey  
and you smell like one too!_

😃 😃 😃 😃

Hope both of you have a GREAT one!  
Have a big fat piece of cake for me!

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/3 "2002-06-22T17:10:42Z")

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

MANY MORE!

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/4 "2002-06-22T17:49:24Z")

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Aw thanks everyone. And an extra big duck-hug to **F\_X** for noticing.

I have no idea who Toby Keith is, excpet I’m pretty sure he wears a big hat. I’m not doing too much today except sweating. My kid’s currently napping (praise Og), that’s the only reason I get a couple of minutes on-line.

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**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/5 "2002-06-22T18:50:35Z")

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I don’t know **The Wrong Girl** very well, but **Why A Duck** is one of my favourite lj’ers.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH OF YOU!!!

Hope you have an excellent day. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/6 "2002-06-22T21:57:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \*  
> **Aw thanks everyone. And an extra big duck-hug to F\_X for noticing.**

Hey, thanks. That’s why my friends call me the “birthday queen,” after all. 😉

F\_X

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**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/7 "2002-06-22T22:40:53Z")

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Oh, my goodness!!! Thanks so much, you guys. 🙂 I honestly didn’t think that people would remember (or that anyone would actually do this). But again, thanks! This truly is the best message board I’ve ever been a part of. 🙂

-TWG  
(who’s very full from too much cake)

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/8 "2002-06-22T23:29:43Z")

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Happy Birthday, both of you!

[whisper] Why A Duck is one of my secret crushes. [/whisper] 🙂

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**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-to-why-a-duck-and-the-wrong-girl/115460/9 "2002-06-23T01:31:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \*  
> \*\*Happy Birthday, both of you!
> 
> [whisper] Why A Duck is one of my secret crushes. [/whisper] 🙂 \*\*

Where’s that damn blush smiley? Thanks HQ.

(There goes my perfect record of never having been a secret crush.)
