# Happy Birthday UncleBeer
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 25, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126 "2000-02-25T20:56:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/1 "2000-02-25T20:56:00Z")
ya big lug
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–
“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/2 "2000-02-25T21:00:00Z")
Hereza big old birthday smoooch for ya!!
MMmmmmmmmmwaaahhh!
Hope your day is fulla fun.
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/3 "2000-02-25T21:01:00Z")
Mon \OncleBiere\! Bon Anniversaire!
And what a wonderful b-day giftie, huh? The SDMB is back up! Woo hoooooo!
::smooches::
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### Author:  [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/4 "2000-02-25T21:03:00Z")
So they finally went and disabled HTML. Maybe I should read the little sidebar more often.
Make that **OncleBiere**.
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/5 "2000-02-25T21:09:00Z")
Hope it’s a great big one. Beer, that is. 🙂
Many happy returns of the day. (Does anybody but me think of _Groundhog Day_ with reference to that wish?)
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/6 "2000-02-25T21:12:00Z")
A very very happy birthday honey!
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### Author:  [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/7 "2000-02-25T21:20:00Z")
dah dah da da dah, da da dah!
Yay for the BeerMan!
When’s the party?
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I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/8 "2000-02-25T21:27:00Z")
The party (part of it, anyway) will be this weekend. I, for one, will contribute heartily to Unc’s inebriation.
Happy birthday, UB.
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“They were lovers, parted by betrayal. But once a year, they are allowed to cross the River
of Stars.” -Doji Shizue, _Festival of the River of Stars_
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### Author:  [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/9 "2000-02-25T21:29:00Z")
I’ll be damned if I wish him Happy Birthday again after doing it on the Teeming Millions Message Board. One person should get only so many congratulations.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/10 "2000-02-25T21:36:00Z")
Aw, shucks. You guys are the best! Except for the SD techs, of course.
And with the MB back on-line, I couldn’t get a better gift.
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_Here’s mud in yer eye!_
Yer pal, UncleBeer.
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### Author:  [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/11 "2000-02-25T22:04:00Z")
Easy on them now, Uncle. hackers and all, ya know. (Psst! Keep 'em happy!)
Happy Birthday and a big hug to boot!
Hope it’s great!
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/12 "2000-02-25T22:55:00Z")
…clearing throat…
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, you big hunk of a man…eerrr, I mean, to UncleBeer,
Happy Birthday to you!
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Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/13 "2000-02-25T23:02:00Z")
Smooch!
Happy Birthday, Uncle Beer!
So, who’s poppin’ out of the cake this weekend?
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/14 "2000-02-25T23:08:00Z")
Have a white wine spritzer on me!
(Just kidding …)
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“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
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### Author:  [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/15 "2000-02-25T23:41:00Z")
Here’s the first of what I hope will be many kisses from busty redheads…
_ **Smooch** _
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I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/16 "2000-02-25T23:47:00Z")
Well, UncleBeer, your birthday kiss from this particular busty redhead will have to wait until the Toledo gathering. Call this your IOU. 🙂
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Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/17 "2000-02-25T23:56:00Z")
Not to be outdone, a birthday kiss from a busty blonde. Many happy returns.
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_I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._
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### Author:  [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/18 "2000-02-26T00:04:00Z")
Busty blondes. Busty redheads.
_whispering to myself: only four more months 'till my birthday- if I can just make it another four months…_
Anyways, happy B-Day, Uncle B; and remember, should the extent of celebrations or mocking of your age get out of hand, it is within perfect protocol to show how to extinguish birthday candles with a well-aimed .45 slug.
Yours in Gonzo,
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JMCJ
Give to Radiskull!
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### Author:  [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/19 "2000-02-26T00:20:00Z")
I will cheerfully quaff a brew to you, erudite poster of avuncular malt beverage nomenclature.
Happy Birthday, Uncs.
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The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
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### Author:  [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/20 "2000-02-26T00:21:00Z")
May you live to drink a million of 'em, Unc.
Happy Birthday.
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