# Happy Birthday UncleBeer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 25, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126 "2000-02-25T20:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/21 "2000-02-26T00:23:00Z")
\< As VB hums “Another One Bites the Dust”… \> Happy birthday Unc, Y’ole reprobate you! 🙂 Kiss a busty one for me! * * * VB Changing my Sigline 'cause Veb has a delicate stomach right now… ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/22 "2000-02-26T00:31:00Z")
Happy Birthday Ike! Oops i mean unc! * * * -Frankie I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/23 "2000-02-26T00:38:00Z")
One lusty and busty brunette jumping in here to say happy birthday UncleBeer. I am having a nice slow err… sloe screw in your honor. So how old are you ? 25 ? * * * Ayesha * * * The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference. ---
**Author:** ![hardcore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@hardcore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardcore)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/24 "2000-02-26T04:07:00Z")
Happy Birthday Unc!! It was kinda fun hangin’ out with you the last couple of days at the TMMB during the Great Outage of 2000. May you end up stinkin’ drunk and knee deep. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/25 "2000-02-26T13:48:00Z")
Cheers, Beerman. May your head always be rich and creamy. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/26 "2000-02-26T14:50:00Z")
happy birds day to you happy birds day to you happy birds day dear Unclepoo happy birds day toooooo you! ::smooches to the birthday boy from the resident (non-busty) crackwhore:: :o * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/27 "2000-02-26T21:35:00Z")
Happy burp day, UncleBeer! (The other lame jokes about “may your life be filled with head” have alredy been taken.) SDMB (and I suspect Toledo as well) would be much bleaker, drabber places without you. Hoisting a cold one in your honor, Veb ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/28 "2000-02-26T21:53:00Z")
POP! Glug-glug-glug-glug! Ah! Swilled in yer honor, Unc. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/29 "2000-02-28T05:13:00Z")
Happy Birthday Hunky Uncy… I know I’m late, was away for the weekend. Hope you had an awesome one!!! Un-busty redhead * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/30 "2000-02-28T05:17:00Z")
You already got my gift, UncleBeer. Hope it was all you could have dreamed for. * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/31 "2000-02-28T10:24:00Z")
As they say, better late than never. Have a good one, UncleBeer. Better make that two, come to think of it… awww HELL, here’s an entire _case_ for ya! So 24 good ones. You know what they say: a case of beer a day keeps the doctor away. (And the women. But of course, they never tell you _that_ in advance…) Cheers mate! * * * **Coldfire** * * * _ **"You know how complex women are"** _ - Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126/32 "2000-02-28T15:12:00Z")
Thanks, everyone. I had all the beer an Uncle could hope for on a birthday. Including the gift from Jophiel (I think we may have to pay big money to have that picture and negative destroyed though). You guys are the best. Oh yeah, I like puppies. * * * _Here’s mud in yer eye!_ Yer pal, UncleBeer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/14126.md?page=1)