# Happy Birthday, UncleBeer!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 25, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855 "2001-02-25T21:21:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/1 "2001-02-25T21:21:57Z")
Yep. On this date a few short decades ago, UncaB hurtled into this crazy world, and began his careening path of Fighting Ignorance with the accompaniment of an ice cold beverage.
I suppose he’s out having a fine time today, doin’ all the things a birthday boy should. But maybe, as he peers through the post-celebration haze tommorry, he’ll get these well-wishes.
Happy Birthday, ya Scoundrel! You know how much I love ya…
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/2 "2001-02-25T21:25:18Z")
Happy Birthday Hunky Uncy!! Hope you are having a great day!
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### Author:  [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/3 "2001-02-25T21:26:40Z")
Hippo birdie two ewe **Unca Beer**!
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### Author:  [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/4 "2001-02-25T21:28:51Z")
Happy Birthday UncleBeer!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/5 "2001-02-25T21:36:17Z")
Happy B-Day, **Unka-bunka-burnin’-Beer**!
I’d raise a mug of fine brew to ya, but Navy ship’s are dry. Would an ice cold glass of milk and a cookie do?
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### Author:  [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/6 "2001-02-25T21:39:21Z")
A pint of the plain in your honor… \_/
Vitae Sine Cervesae Sugat
…life without beer sucks
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### Author:  [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/7 "2001-02-25T21:39:39Z")
Happy birthday, **CousinWhiskey**! May you be free from trolls for a goodly amount of time!
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### Author:  [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/8 "2001-02-25T21:40:23Z")
I would drink to you but i’m underage. 😉 Happy Birthday, Uncle Beer! happy HAPPY birthday!
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### Author:  [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/9 "2001-02-25T21:41:54Z")
I would never miss a chance to suck up to the great UncleBeer!
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday! If it wasn’t Sunday night over here and I didn’t have to get up early as hell tomorrow morning I’d have a couple of beers in your honor!
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/10 "2001-02-25T21:46:02Z")
Happy birthday, man! I’ll be hoisting a pint in your honor this evening.
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### Author:  [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/11 "2001-02-25T21:52:16Z")
Happy Birthday Unca Bebe!
Hey, get your hands off my wife!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/12 "2001-02-25T22:01:53Z")
Have a great one, Unc! I think most highly of you, and wish you all the great stuff this weird-ass situation called life has to offer.
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/13 "2001-02-25T22:05:54Z")
Many happy returns of the day, **Unca**!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/14 "2001-02-25T22:19:14Z")
I was wondering why me and Coldy were here by ourselves.
Happy BeerDay, Birth guy!
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### Author:  [@LazarusLong42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LazarusLong42)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/15 "2001-02-25T22:22:26Z")
Happy birthday, have a great one! I’ll raise a… well, a _root_ beer to ya!
LL
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/16 "2001-02-25T22:40:32Z")
You’re one of the reasons I got addicted to this place.
Have a great day.
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### Author:  [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/17 "2001-02-25T22:51:21Z")
Happy Day to you UncleBeer, and many more to come. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/18 "2001-02-26T00:06:03Z")
Happiest of birthday’s, **UncleBeer!**
And may you have a wonderful year, too!
Scotti
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### Author:  [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/19 "2001-02-26T00:07:57Z")
:::rolls in a big birthday cake:::
Ok, so it isn’t beer. It’s not a birthday party without cake. Dammit.
Have a good one.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-unclebeer/55855/20 "2001-02-26T11:34:11Z")
Thanks elelle, and everyone. But why are you picking on an old man … with a hangover … and a bad shave?
Did I tell ya’ll this is the _last_ birthday for yer old Uncle? Yep. Most of me is 39 years old now; my liver is, of course, _much_ older.
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