# Happy Birthday, Valerie Blaise !!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 22, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450 "2001-02-22T08:39:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/1 "2001-02-22T08:39:24Z")

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_ **Ahem** _

\<clearing throat\>  
Hap-py birth-day to _you_

Hap-py birth-day to _you_

Hap-py birth-day dear Val-er-ie

Hap-py birth-day to YOU!  
Come join in, in greeting our favorite Chicago doper a Happy Birthday. 🙂

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/2 "2001-02-22T08:43:41Z")

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Happy Birthday, Valerie!

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/3 "2001-02-22T09:01:34Z")

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Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy…

**Birthday!!!**

🙂

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/4 "2001-02-22T09:03:15Z")

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Happy B-day Valerie! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/5 "2001-02-22T09:10:04Z")

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Hippo birdie two ewe…

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**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/6 "2001-02-22T12:05:12Z")

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Happy Birthday Veeb! 😃

Rose

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**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/7 "2001-02-22T17:02:50Z")

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Thanks guys! Tonight I’ll do a shot for each of ya.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/8 "2001-02-22T17:15:48Z")

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Happy Birthday to my favorite meanie! 😃

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**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/9 "2001-02-22T17:50:53Z")

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Another February birthday? Wow! We should have our own club or something. 😉

Happy birthday, **Valerie**! Here’s to many more!

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/10 "2001-02-22T17:54:28Z")

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Well, I don’t want to get on your bad side, so Happy Bday, VB! 😃

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/11 "2001-02-22T17:57:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Valerieblaise \*  
> \*\*Thanks guys! Tonight I’ll do a shot for each of ya. \*\*

Well, here’s to getting you plastered. 😃 Happy Birthday **VB**. Hope it’s a good one. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/12 "2001-02-22T19:33:02Z")

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Well, I already did a shot with a toast to Veebs, but I better go public, too.

Happy 22nd, VB. Here’s to many, many more 22nd bdays. 😃

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/13 "2001-02-22T20:16:40Z")

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Happy birthday, most favoritest and beloved Veebie!

(Zenster! Dude! I gave that “hippo birdie two ewe” card to my brother years ago! Never knew anyone else had seen that card! hehehe…)

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/14 "2001-02-22T20:24:01Z")

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May a roving gang of escaped circus monkeys break down your front door and juggle and hula hoop and copulate and dance the watusi for you as you down your shots.  
Happy day.

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/15 "2001-02-22T20:46:37Z")

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Happy B-day!

The Cleavage Meter wouldn’t have been the same without you. 😃

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**Author:** ![SeaDiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@SeaDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDiver)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-valerie-blaise/55450/16 "2001-02-22T21:39:24Z")

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Happy birthday Valerie! Hope you weren’t feeling too terrible this morning 😃
