# Happy Birthday Weirddave **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269 "2002-04-12T17:41:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/1 "2002-04-12T17:41:56Z")
Today marks **Weirddave** ’s 35th birthday. I love him very much, and you all must as well. If just for today, and if only in the most detached, platonic way. Everyone wish him well! Send him beer! Compliment him on his choice of women! Happy birthday, honey. I love you. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/2 "2002-04-12T17:48:45Z")
35?? A mere lad!! But a lad with _fine_ taste in women!! [sub]How’s that, **Ginger**?[/sub] Happiest of days to you, **Weirddave**!! \ ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/3 "2002-04-12T17:58:07Z")
Happy Bday, **Dave**! Sorry you and **Gingy** couldn’t make ChiDope - you better get your asses here for the next one. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/4 "2002-04-12T17:59:00Z")
Happy Birthday, you lucky man! ::_Hands **WD** a large mug of his choice of brew_:: Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/5 "2002-04-12T18:03:46Z")
Bon anniversaire **Weirddave**. Here’s to you. Good day to have a birthday too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/6 "2002-04-12T18:07:07Z")
**Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuu! Happy Birthday WEIRDDAAAAAAAAAAVE! Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu!** Everybody needs to hear an angelic voice sing happy birthday to him/her on his/her birthday. Everybody except **Weirddave** that is. 😃 Oh, here, have a beer. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/7 "2002-04-12T18:11:12Z")
He’s WEIRD! He’s DAVE! He’s WEIRDDAVE! (cue the applause) Happy birthday! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/8 "2002-04-12T19:14:56Z")
Happy birthday Dave!!! You’re a helluva guy - always there when a fellow Doper needs a hand, or an ear, or whatever. And despite your sig, you’re every bit as Dave as you look! So here, have a Moosehead. And share a sip or two with your lovely bride-to-be. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/9 "2002-04-12T19:48:10Z")
Dave, Happy Birthday! I wish you beer and send you well. Or something like that. Ya got a fine woman there, too btw. /raising coffee cup/ To Dave. A damned fine specimen of a Dave, if ever I met one. May health, wealth and happiness be showered upon you. /drinking coffee/ ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/10 "2002-04-12T19:56:08Z")
So, **Ginger** , you’re buying him a Newell Shredder, right? ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/11 "2002-04-12T20:08:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seawitch \* > \*\*So, **Ginger** , you’re buying him a Newell Shredder, right? \*\* You better tell me if you are so I can cancel the delivery on mine. Congratulations, **Dave**. Now you’re closer to fifty than you are to twenty. :hands Dave one of two pints of Newcastle Brown Ale, 'Tink’s the glasses together. ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/12 "2002-04-12T20:18:42Z")
Happy Birthday, **{{{{{Wierddave}}}}}**! **Ginger** , that’s one very special fella you got there. Y’all both have a great day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/13 "2002-04-12T21:30:34Z")
She’d _better_ be buying him that shredder! **Dave** ’s new digs back up to what used to be a junk yard. The junk yard is gone, but not all the debris left with it, and there’s no one left to complain to. He’ll need the shredder to make the yard safe for his son. We’re always lookin’ out fer ya, bud! Happy gittin’ wiser day! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/14 "2002-04-12T23:35:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > \*\*She’d _better_ be buying him that shredder! **Dave** ’s new digs back up to what used to be a junk yard. The junk yard is gone, but not all the debris left with it, and there’s no one left to complain to. He’ll need the shredder to make the yard safe for his son. We’re always lookin’ out fer ya, bud! > > Happy gittin’ wiser day! \*\* I see how it is. It’s Gang Up on Ginger Day. I try to wish my darling a happy birthday, and see what happens? Uh-uh. Not gonna fly. friggin’ rassafrassin’ numpty … Yeah, YOU, Abe. And you too, Tranq. Seawitch, you should be ashamed for inciting them. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/15 "2002-04-12T23:42:01Z")
::: singing ::: _“These are the Daves I know, I know These are the Daves I know.”_ Happy Birthday Dave I Know! ---
**Author:** ![tisiphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tisiphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tisiphone)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/16 "2002-04-12T23:50:34Z")
Happy birthday, you lucky [sub]and brave[/sub] weird man! ---
**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/17 "2002-04-13T00:35:37Z")
_35!!_ Wow, are you getting old Dave! 😉 I hope you had a good birthday dinner, and many happy returns from **Bluesman** and me. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/18 "2002-04-13T00:52:25Z")
Many happy returns, Dave! My present? It’s in the yard. It was a little too big to get in the door. Yeah, that’s it. . .the lump of wrapping paper that’s the approximate size and shape of a Newell Shredder. Uh huh. Zap! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/19 "2002-04-13T01:03:58Z")
Waitaminnit. There’s no stripper? No jello pit? ::punha is handed a note: “Dave’s _engaged_. Only one stripping is … well, it doesn’t matter, since you don’t get to see.”:: Aw, fuck, man. What’s the point?😉 Happy bday, Dave:) ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269/20 "2002-04-13T01:07:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Waitaminnit. There’s no stripper? No jello pit? > > ::punha is handed a note: “Dave’s _engaged_. Only one stripping is … well, it doesn’t matter, since you don’t get to see.”:: > \*\* Engaged, not dead. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/103269.md?page=2)