# Happy Birthday, Weirddave! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261 "2003-04-12T15:01:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/1 "2003-04-12T15:01:32Z")
Would you believe that 36 years ago today, our sweet, loving, Weird Dave came into this world? Yes, I know, you all think of him as 18 and riding a skateboard wherever he goes, but it’s true. The skateboard is in the closet, but the Chuck Taylors are still firmly on his feet. Everyone wish him a great day! Love you, honey. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/2 "2003-04-12T15:10:54Z")
Wow, and I took him for 70, maybe 75. I thought you were marrying him to get a green card and then inherit his fortune, **Gingy**. Shows how much attention I’ve been paying… [sub]please don’t hit[/sub] Happy birthday, WD. Make it a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/3 "2003-04-12T15:11:05Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave!! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/4 "2003-04-12T15:24:09Z")
Happy Birthday, Dave. Hope today is a great one. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/5 "2003-04-12T15:26:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > **Would you believe that 36 years ago today, our sweet, loving, Weird Dave came into this world?** And the world has never been the same. 😛 Happy Birthday Dave!!!🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/6 "2003-04-12T15:28:38Z")
Happy Birthday, DaveWeird! ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/7 "2003-04-12T15:40:16Z")
Many happy returns from one cooking enthusiast to another. May you dine well today. ---
**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/8 "2003-04-12T15:51:28Z")
Happy birthday - here’s to at least another 36 more! I’ve declared a day of celebration in Italy in your honour. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/9 "2003-04-12T16:14:42Z")
Happy Birthday, you sweet young thing you! \ So, what kinda b-day cake ya gettin’? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/10 "2003-04-12T16:25:48Z")
Congratulations to the one who’s not so dave as he looks on another milestone in life. I am, however, jealous – most of my favorite women on the boards have fallen in love with him at one time or another – what **is** it that he’s got, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/11 "2003-04-12T16:27:03Z")
Go get’em, Dave! ---
**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/12 "2003-04-12T16:42:46Z")
Happy Birthday Dave! You were one of the first people here to make me feel welcome, and I’ve never forgotten that. You are, as we say in Boston, Wikkid pissah. MWA! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/13 "2003-04-12T16:44:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Polycarp \* > \*\*Congratulations to the one who’s not so dave as he looks on another milestone in life. I am, however, jealous – most of my favorite women on the boards have fallen in love with him at one time or another – what **is** it that he’s got, anyway? \*\* Oh, I’ve got a 10 inch…post. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/14 "2003-04-12T16:46:16Z")
Happy birthday, you gunhappy, stars ‘n’ stripes sportin’, Yankee Imperialist bastard. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/15 "2003-04-12T16:46:45Z")
Happy Birthday Dave. Hope yours is at least twice as good as mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/16 "2003-04-12T16:49:58Z")
::starts to run nekkid thru thread:: ::remembers that Dave is not blessed with the gift of bein’ attracted to guys:: ::sits down and tries to think of some _other_ way of rewarding Dave:: ::decides _not_ to run thru thread nekkid:: Get your butt on closed bnet one of these days and I’ll see about equipping your chars with better gear (goes for you too, kwyj, if you ever decide to play again;)). ---
**Author:** ![bristlesage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@bristlesage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bristlesage)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/17 "2003-04-12T16:55:03Z")
Happy happy birthday, **WeirdDave**! Woo hoo! And may the year bring you all the best. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/18 "2003-04-12T17:02:11Z")
That punk-ass is 2 months _younger_ than me? Congrats, boy! ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/19 "2003-04-12T17:13:38Z")
Happy birthday, Dave! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261/20 "2003-04-12T17:27:26Z")
_…ANNND ON APRIL 12, GOD MADE COOL GUYS…_ (It’s my husband’s birthday, too!) Happy birthday, Dave! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-weirddave/168261.md?page=2)