# Happy Birthday Zoggie! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374 "2002-09-24T00:59:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/1 "2002-09-24T00:59:41Z")
That’s right! Everybody’s favorite…errr…Zoggie is having her very own, brand-spankin’ new (as of 12:00 this morning, that is) EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY! So I want all of you guys to flirt with her shamelessly, and be extra nice and whatnot. Oh, and…uhhh…make her vote or something, too. For appearance’s sake. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZOGGIE! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/2 "2002-09-24T01:01:56Z")
Hey everybody!! I’m eighteen today. Whoo!!! **Crunchy Frog** , if you’re reading this, do you remember back in the day when I was posting to a thread, attempting to flirt with you. And you stopped me, and you said you couldn’t flirt with me until I turned legal, which is today. Wow. My span on the SDMB feels so much longer, measured in threads. I always meant to dol a post about this on the day I turned eighteen, reminding **Crunchy** of his promise. But of course, I nearly forgot, and would never have posted this, without the help of the lovely **Jester**. Oh, don’t be bashful, dear, just step on down. ::applause for **Jester** and his help:: So yay, I’m 18 now, and am really happy…next weekend I’m going to do something speshul, and in the meanwhile, I’m probably going to be blowing the money my parents gave me for gifts on something. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/3 "2002-09-24T01:05:47Z")
Oh yeah, here’s the link, for those of you paying attention. > [@](#): > > I’ll virtually propose as soon as you turn legal, Zoggie. When will that be anyway? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78644&perpage=50&highlight=Welcome%20New%20Teenaged%20Dopers&pagenumber=1](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78644&perpage=50&highlight=Welcome%20New%20Teenaged%20Dopers&pagenumber=1) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/4 "2002-09-24T02:16:00Z")
Happiest of Birthday’s **Zoggie**!!! I hope eighteen treats you REALLY REALLY well! Much Love, Cheri ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/5 "2002-09-24T07:10:08Z")
::runs naked through thread:: It’s not _too_ late… ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-birthday-zoggie/129374/6 "2002-09-24T11:27:10Z")
Yay! Happy Birthday, Zoggie! 😃