# Happy, Bouncy Birthday, tiggeril!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637 "2001-04-28T13:36:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/21 "2001-04-28T19:26:27Z")

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:shoves fuzzy bunnies down your pants::  
Happy Birthday to the fastest tongue on the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/22 "2001-04-28T19:42:27Z")

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So, just how many licks does Tigg get for her birthday?

Have a happy one!

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/23 "2001-04-28T23:04:11Z")

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_huggles tigg_

Happy birthday, hon 🙂

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/24 "2001-04-28T23:47:29Z")

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Happy birthday **tiggeril**!!! My favorite licker, bouncer, and duct-taper of fuzzy bunnies!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2001, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/25 "2001-04-28T23:52:43Z")

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Damn … all the good licking-duct-tape-fuzzy-bunny lines have been taken I see.

Oh well, Happy Birthday, Tig!

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/26 "2001-04-29T03:40:11Z")

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Happy Birthday, \*\* tiggeril, \*\* and bounce on in here to tell us whatcha’ got for your birthday!

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/27 "2001-04-29T03:48:49Z")

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You make your dropdad proud to be your virtual father. I can only hope that my real daughters turn out as well.

_Oy, I’m getting verklemmt. Talk amongst yourselves. Topic: The place of duct tape in a post-modern world._

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/28 "2001-04-29T05:38:12Z")

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Happy birthday, **tiggeril**. C’mon over here so **Virtual Uncle Ecks** can administer the spanking. 😃

(I’m the uncle the rest of the family doesn’t like to talk about.)

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/29 "2001-04-29T14:45:49Z")

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I was waiting to reply until today, so without further ado,  
bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY **BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY_BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!!!_**

Oof, hang on. I have to go lie down for a sec… ok, better. 😃

Thanks, everybody! It was a great surprise yesterday to pop into MPSIMS to see when the next Chidoper get-together was 😉 and finding a birthday thread :D.

Yes, as of 1:45 PM CST today, I will be 19… one of those years where you’re old enough to vote, smoke, and buy porn, but ya can’t drink yet. Theoretically, anyway. 😉

**Scottimom:** Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou. 😃 I wish I could give you a real hug, but for now this will have to do: ::::::HUG:::::::. I’m the luckiest Doper, to have a Scottimom like you. 🙂

**zette:** _lick_ Thanks! 😛

**jarbaby:** And for my next trick, I will fall down the stairs while lighting myself on fire and slicing off my left foot. Come! Watch! Laugh your ass off! Ah, what the hell. You get a _lick_ too.

**Fierra & Una:** (Since you guys are a conglomorate now and all 😉 ) Thank you! ::bows head:: I must admit, I haven’t kept up my bouncing, duct-taping, and bunny-stuffing duties of late. Rest assured I’ll get right back on it soon. _licks_ for you two! 😃

**casdave** : _lick_ 😉

**Astroboy:** _lick_ Well, if you ask nice…

**Blu:** _lick_ Thank you! 😃

**Falc:** _lick_ ::lobs happy fuzzy bunnies from the ceiling:: 😉

**monster:** Oooooh… smooches. Thank YOU. _lick_

**Odie:** Thanks for the cycle of mutual ritual abuse. 😉 \<poke\> \<poke\> \<poke\> _lick_ 😉

**porc:** I think I’m gonna name you and MikeG my official ChiDoper chauffeurs. What size hat do you wear? 😉 Thanks for ferrying me around after various gatherings! _lick_ 😃

**oldie:** ::ATTACK:: I had a drink just for you last night. Oh, and by the way… RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! 😉 _lick_

**thinks:** _scritch_ _scritch_ _scritch_ _lick_ Thanks for being a sport when assaulted with fuzzy bunny ears, duct tape and _shudder_ Peeps. I’ll never be able to look a Peep in the eye again…

**Robyn:** Hell YES! It’s not a SDMB party without a stripper cake! Thanks for letting me perch on your head. 🙂

**Mauv:** _lick_ 😉

Oy, my fingers are getting tired… did I just say that? Onward!

**andygirl:** And our heads are made of concrete and our bottoms are made out of lead. At least this morning. 😉

**hardygrrrl:** OOOOH!! A tape gun!! Thank you thankyouthankyouthankyou!! _lick lick lick_

**Zenster:** No spanking, dammit! Thanks, though. _lick_

**silent\_rob:** _lick_ You have no idea…

**saph:** Thanks! 😉 Oops, almost forgot a _lick_

**Java:** See? Java’s got the right idea. No spanking, dammit! _lick_

**chique** ::huggles:: _lick_ Thanks! 🙂

**EUTY!!!:** _tacklehuglicksmooch_ Thanks! 😃  
(Oh, and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck \<— See? I swear.)

**Anti:** I got tickets to the U2 concert!! WOOHOOOOHOOOOO!! _lick_

**dropdad:** So, when should I begin my paper? _Duct Tape: Adhesion and Cohesion of Grey Strips in a Post-Modern Context Sans Kantian Metaphysics._ 😉

**UncleE:** No spanking, dammit!! Hey, what are you doing? BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!! Wait… that wasn’t so bad…

[Edited by Eutychus55 on 04-29-2001 at 09:51 AM]

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/30 "2001-04-29T14:46:52Z")

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FUCK!!

Preview preview preview!!!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/31 "2001-04-29T14:52:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tiggeril \*  
> \*\*Preview preview preview!!! \*\*

I fixed it. No one should look like an idiot on their birthday. 😉

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/32 "2001-04-29T15:01:28Z")

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_tacklehuglicksmooch_ Thank you thank you thank you 😃

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/33 "2001-04-29T21:27:41Z")

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Like…Happy Birthday and stuff.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-bouncy-birthday-tiggeril/63637/34 "2001-04-29T22:01:32Z")

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Happy Birthday! _weeeeeee_

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“Silo’s fast fact of the day!” - Didja know “Happy Birthday” is a copyrighted song?

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