# Happy Burfday Kal! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603 "2003-04-23T15:22:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/1 "2003-04-23T15:22:52Z")
Happy Burfday Sweets! I hope you have a really, really good day, and drink lots off beer, I shall be raising my glass to you this evening! **Washte** , give him a hug for me! 😉 Yay! Burfday! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/2 "2003-04-23T15:36:54Z")
Happy Burfday Kal. Put on a paper hat, have a slice of cake, and a beer. You’re one of the best around here, and you deserve a good day. ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/3 "2003-04-23T16:18:39Z")
All the best for a healthy, happy and prosperous year! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/4 "2003-04-23T16:27:19Z")
La Multi Ani **Kal**! (hope that’s right!) Eat some pie for me. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/5 "2003-04-23T16:38:56Z")
Oh bollocks, I just realised that was Romanian not Romani. Never mind - happy birthday anyway. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/6 "2003-04-23T17:04:25Z")
Woohoo! Happy birthday Kal! Have a drink, put your feet up and wait for the birthday kisses i’m sure you’ll be getting from your lovely wife! ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/7 "2003-04-23T17:12:57Z")
Birthy Hapday You Too, Daythy Burftoo Hap You, Toothy Burlap Dear Kallllll… Youthy Tooday Birth Hap! Hope it’s cake, ice cream, and raw, pungent sexuality from dawn 'til dusk for ya. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/8 "2003-04-23T17:34:34Z")
**HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KAL!!!** Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!) “Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!” Approximate English Translation of Above: “Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!” Hope you have a great day today, with lots of good times in store! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Serendipity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Serendipity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serendipity)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/9 "2003-04-23T17:38:16Z")
Happiest of Birthdays to you, **Kal**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![beckwall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b487fb/32.png) [@beckwall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beckwall)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/10 "2003-04-23T19:57:55Z")
Happy Birthday to one of the finest Dopers around! (and many more) ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/11 "2003-04-23T20:55:22Z")
Happy BDay **Kal**! Don’t get any younger! ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/12 "2003-04-23T21:25:31Z")
Thanks for the birthday greetings, it means a lot to me. However: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > You’re one of the best around here, and you deserve a good day. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beckwall \* > Happy Birthday to one of the finest Dopers around! :dubious: You guys _do_ read the shit that I post, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/13 "2003-04-23T21:47:59Z")
Happy Birthday! Beer! Bacon sandwiches! Things on toast! Dancing! ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/14 "2003-04-23T21:52:28Z")
Kal, you still had the best bacon related hijack ever. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/15 "2003-04-23T21:55:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tansu \* > Bacon sandwiches! Oh, you want me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/16 "2003-04-23T22:07:21Z")
Probably the best hijack of any kind. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/17 "2003-04-23T22:14:22Z")
'Twas the pain killers made me do it. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/18 "2003-04-23T22:23:19Z")
Happy Birthday **Kal**! I hope you’ve had a great day. ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/19 "2003-04-24T00:58:35Z")
_Happy Birthday :thud: Happy Birthday :thud: May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake. Happy Birthday :thud:_ \*\*Kal, in honor of your birthday, I give you _[The Volga Birthday Song](http://www.thelostfrayman.net/songs/The%20Volga%20Birthday%20Song.html#Display)_! That and lots of birthday hugs. Happy birthday to one of my favorite Dopers! CJ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/20 "2003-04-24T06:37:02Z")
Happy (belated?) birthday, **Kal** , and here’s to many more extraordinarily wonderful birthdays! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603.md?page=2)