# Happy Burfday Kal!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603 "2003-04-23T15:22:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/21 "2003-04-24T08:27:51Z")

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Ooh, missed this yesterday.  
I hope you had a good one and that you are not feeling too ropey today!

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/22 "2003-04-24T10:14:19Z")

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I missed it as well. But I have yet more **bunting**!

More bunting! More bunting! More bunting!

Hope your head’s okay this morning **Kal** and, oddly enough, a bacon and hedgehog sandwich is the best cure known to humanity for a hangover – right up your alley, as I sometimes say to Matron….

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/23 "2003-04-24T10:22:03Z")

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Happy day after **Kal**. Hope you and **Washe** didn’t do any damage to the chandeliers 😃

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/24 "2003-04-24T10:26:49Z")

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My head is fine this morning. No money = no beer.

I am tucking into a bacon butty, however.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/25 "2003-04-24T11:28:09Z")

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> I am tucking into a bacon butty, however.

on white bread? Red sauce? The Proper Bacon Promotion Board for Proper Bacon or (PBPBPB… knopn by the symbol :p) deserve to know.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/26 "2003-04-24T11:37:43Z")

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Yes and yes. The bacon was also tender and juicy - like my sweet, sweet, lovin’.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/27 "2003-04-24T13:39:01Z")

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Happy (belated) birthday, **Kal**. I wasn’t able to get on SDMB at the office yesterday (can you imagine, they actually expected me to _work_?) and somehow I missed it last night.

Glad you had a good day. I’d sing for you, but I’m under a restraining order from the local Society for the Prevention of Cruel and Unusual Punishment.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/28 "2003-04-24T14:36:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LurkMeister \*  
> I wasn’t able to get on SDMB at the office yesterday (can you imagine, they actually expected me to _work_?)

The bastards!

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> Glad you had a good day.

Whoa! Steady on there, bucko - I never said anything about having a good day. My birthdays tend to suck and this one sucked more than usual (money’s very tight at the moment and I’m trying to combat the psychotic side effects caused by quitting smoking).

As a side note, this thread is about the nearest I’ve ever come to having a birthday party.

Kal - Who spent most of yesterday looking like this: :mad: ☹ :mad: ☹ :mad: :mad: ☹

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/29 "2003-04-24T15:44:26Z")

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Sorry for jumping to conclusions about how your birthday went. Good luck on the quitting smoking. A friend of mine’s been trying to quit for years, and every time she does her husband goes through hell.

[Here’s](http://www.wolverinefoundation.org/) a little present for you.

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**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-burfday-kal/170603/30 "2003-04-24T20:40:50Z")

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Nifty link there **Lurky**. Thanks!

Happy birthday ves’tacha.

I’m sorry this birthday sucked more than usual.

But I love ya muchly. Promise to make it up to ya.

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