# Happy Diwali!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 13, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885 "2012-11-13T14:37:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/1 "2012-11-13T14:37:02Z")

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Clean your home. Light some candles. Celebrate your personal wealth. And say a prayer to Laksmi!

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/2 "2012-11-13T15:09:02Z")

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Americans celebrating Diwali.😃

My neighbour has kept the door open whole day, in case Laxmi arrived while they were having afternoon nap.😉

Happy Diwali.:)🙂

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/3 "2012-11-13T15:56:57Z")

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Is this the holiday where you do elaborate chalk art on your doorstep, or am I mixing it up with Holi?

[And Holi is another holiday that sounds like a blast, running water and paint powder battles through the streets by adults!]

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/4 "2012-11-13T16:19:55Z")

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Yes!  
The ladies of the house make those designs.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/5 "2012-11-13T17:21:16Z")

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Thank you! I am a bad hindu though and don’t really mark the event.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/6 "2012-11-13T17:29:33Z")

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Well, I’m a non-Hindu, and I remembered!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/7 "2012-11-13T17:35:51Z")

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It’s time to celebrate Diwali  
Everybody looks so jolly  
But it’s not Christmas, it’s Diwali  
The goddess of destruction Kali  
Stopped by to celebrate Diwali  
Don’t invite any zombies to a celebration of Diwali  
Along came Polly  
To have some fun at Diwali  
If you’re Indian and you love to party  
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Diwali

Happy Diwali!

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/8 "2012-11-13T19:03:31Z")

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Cleaning: Check. Still packing and tossing things out  
Lighting Candles: Check. Gotta use 'em up, as I’m sure not gonna store 'em!  
Celebrating personal wealth: Well, money is right out. How about loving family and goofy pets? 🙂

Door is wide open; no chalk, though.

Now I gotta look up Laksmi!

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/9 "2012-11-13T19:24:52Z")

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I know about Diwali because on Friday an employee in Pune accidentally sent a colorful “Happy Diwali!” email to the global email list for the very large company I work for. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/10 "2012-11-13T19:34:30Z")

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> [@Taomist](#):
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> Cleaning: Check. Still packing and tossing things out  
> Lighting Candles: Check. Gotta use 'em up, as I’m sure not gonna store 'em!  
> Celebrating personal wealth: Well, money is right out. How about loving family and goofy pets? 🙂
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> Door is wide open; no chalk, though.
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> Now I gotta look up Laksmi!

Lakshmi is the goddess of wealth. In our Triumvirate, which is not even remotely like the Christian Triumvirate, the Sustainer of Life is Vishnu. He is married to Lakshmi, because you need material wealth to sustain you through life.

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/11 "2012-11-13T19:36:22Z")

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Woo! Happy Diwali, all!

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**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/12 "2012-11-14T01:49:19Z")

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> [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](#):
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> I know about Diwali because on Friday an employee in Pune accidentally sent a colorful “Happy Diwali!” email to the global email list for the very large company I work for. 🙂

Typical Indian habit.😉

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/13 "2012-11-14T01:57:26Z")

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Its Minnesota, its darn cold outside, I’m not opening any door - the goddess of wealth would need to arrive to pay the heating bill. But I’ll light a candle.

([Amazon.com](http://www.amazon.com/Lights-Gita-Rachna-Gilmore/dp/0884481514/ref=cm_lmf_tit_5) A kid’s book about Dawali in the snow).

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-diwali/640885/14 "2012-11-15T04:00:51Z")

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Happy Diwali! We had a huge potluck at work and all wore traditional garb. I’m still full from the dessert table.  
Got a lot of colorful emails too!
