# Happy Dyngus Day! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589 "2004-04-12T12:35:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/1 "2004-04-12T12:35:13Z")
Happy [Dyngus Day](http://www.onlinebuffalo.com/html/dyngus_day_editorial.html), everybody! Party your dupa off! ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/2 "2004-04-12T12:38:53Z")
Oh, gosh, thanks for reminding me. I gotta go help the Mr. “celebrate”. 😉 Happy Smingus Dyngus! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/3 "2004-04-12T12:44:11Z")
[cheektowaga] Hey der … tank you der for wishing us a goot Dyngus Day der. I hope none of dose fires der take me away from dat der colt keg of Genesee Cream Ale der at da U-Crest Volunteer Firehall der, near dat der Unionroat der. Sophie der, she at home cleaning up from dat der Easterdinner last night. Poor Aunt Stella der, she 97 years olt and can’t go to da’ Dyngus Day dence at dat der Polishfalconshall der tonight. She barely make it troo da butter lamp at dinner der. At least she can still put back dat der Genesee Cream Ale like she was a teenager der. Gutdemmit. [/heektowaga] ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/4 "2004-04-12T13:37:02Z")
Dyngus Day? Again? Wow, where does a year go? (shuffles off to find pussywillow) ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/5 "2004-04-12T13:45:59Z")
I had dose der Dyngus Day graphics der already made up last night der for [my Web site der](http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/). Stash Leszczynczyk just walk into fire hall der. He already drunk der. Hope he doesn’t have to drive dat der engine der tis afternoon der. He already run over two of dem pink flamingos der and tree Mary on da half shell der dis year. Fortunately, da Town Supervisor der is his broterinlaw der. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/6 "2004-04-12T14:01:05Z")
_tosses a pre-emptive plate at **Biotop** _ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/7 "2004-04-12T14:17:21Z")
_deftly dodges dishware, reaches for water balloon filled with Old Spice_ ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/8 "2004-04-12T14:17:27Z")
/squirts all da girls and looks at their dupas der ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/9 "2004-04-12T14:36:12Z")
There simply are not enough holidays that are celebrated with sausage, boiled eggs, beer and politicians. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/10 "2004-04-12T16:12:29Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > There simply are not enough holidays that are celebrated with sausage, boiled eggs, beer and politicians. And da pussy willows and squirt gund der. Gutdemmit. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/11 "2004-04-12T17:01:29Z")
> [@](#): > > There simply are not enough holidays that are celebrated with sausage, boiled eggs, beer and politicians. Here here! :::chucks some old plates at Munch :::::: ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/12 "2004-04-12T17:26:06Z")
I thought every day was Dingus Day. Suggested bumper stickers: Have you told your dingus lately that you loved it? Have you hugged your dingus today? Feel the dingus… be the dingus. ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/13 "2004-04-12T18:12:51Z")
**Biotop** , ya know, ya better not get any a dat old spice on my new polka dress dat I got from AM&A’s, or I’m gonna whack ya one wit dis pop bottle! An hey **elmwood** , I think it’s time ya laid offa the Genny Cream fer a while, if ya wanna make it ta [all the parties!](http://www.biniasz.com/pages/2/index.htm) ::surreptitiously whaps clueless **lieu** with pussy willow:: ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-dyngus-day/239589/14 "2004-04-12T22:21:18Z")
> [@Mariemarie](#): > > **Biotop** , ya know, ya better not get any a dat old spice on my new polka dress dat I got from AM&A’s, or I’m gonna whack ya one wit dis pop bottle! Eh-Emm-n’Aises? You must have run into some money der … what, you hit the round robin et St. Stainslaus der? Sophie der get her polka dresses from da Sattlers der et 998 Brudvay der.