# Happy Easter everybody!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 16, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854 "2006-04-16T04:31:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854/1 "2006-04-16T04:31:22Z")

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The ugly truth about [what the Easter Bunny is really like.](http://youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg&search=Easter%20fight%20fighting%20easter%20bunny%20kicking%20ass%20battle%20destroy%20hate%20hates%20punch%20kick%20choke%20strangle%20sleeper%20slap%20beat)

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Mrs\_O\_Malley\_s\_Cow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mrs_O_Malley_s_Cow)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854/2 "2006-04-16T04:40:28Z")

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Happy Easter!

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**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854/3 "2006-04-16T18:17:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Mrs O’Malley’s Cow]  
Happy Easter!  
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Happy Easter! (and I hope the Bunny is in a better mood when he visits your house!) 🆒

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-everybody/352854/4 "2006-04-16T18:52:49Z")

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Happy Easter!

The Bunny was _very_ good this year. 🙂
