# Happy Easter/Happy Yeaster **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030 "2001-04-15T03:34:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/1 "2001-04-15T03:34:57Z")
For Christians, at dawn I wish you happy Easter, the miracle of the rising of Christ from the dead. For Jews, at dusk I wish you happy Yeaster, the miracle of the rising of your diet from the dead, as you rewelcome leavening into your lives (and fibre into your bowels). (pssst! Anyone wanna buy some chametz, cheap?) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/2 "2001-04-15T05:07:08Z")
I can’t believe it, I just got off the phone looked out the window and the world was covered with snow. Two weeks ago we were wearing short sleeves, something is wrong with the world. Or maybe I’m just hallucinating it all, I’ve been up all night. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/3 "2001-04-15T05:08:20Z")
Oh yes and Happy Easter/Yeaster Everybody! ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/4 "2001-04-15T06:44:57Z")
Happy Jesus Holiday 2!!! Serious: Happy Easter and Passover to everyone from a non-Christian. (now you have to wish me a Blessed Beltaine now, MUHAHAHA! 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/5 "2001-04-15T07:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xtnjohnson \* > For Jews, at dusk I wish you happy Yeaster, the miracle of the rising of your diet from the dead, as you rewelcome leavening into your lives (and fibre into your bowels). > (pssst! Anyone wanna buy some chametz, cheap?) \*\* ::MsRobyn checks her wallet and offers fifty cents for that loaf of challah sitting in xtn’s freezer:: Happy Easter, everybody, and may the Easter Beagle bless you all with an embarrassment of the riches of great chocolicity! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sue)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter-happy-yeaster/62030/6 "2001-04-15T14:41:28Z")
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