# Happy Easter!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326 "2000-04-23T15:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/1 "2000-04-23T15:01:00Z")

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Happy Easter! Happy Passover! Happy Sunday! Happy Day! Happy whatever!

Here’s to a week of eating egg salad and chocolate!

xoxo

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Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.  
-Charles Schulz

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/2 "2000-04-23T15:06:00Z")

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ssssshhh not so loud.

(whispering) happpyy easter!

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One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.

Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/3 "2000-04-23T15:14:00Z")

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## Easter’s been cancelled. They found the body. 😃

“I must leave this planet, if only for an hour.” – Antoine de St. Exupéry

Are you a turtle?

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**Author:** ![Zion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b5e925/32.png) [@Zion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zion)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/4 "2000-04-23T15:27:00Z")

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I’ll second this. 🙂

To all who believe: Have a blessed Reserrection Day. 😃

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/5 "2000-04-23T15:31:00Z")

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Yep, rabbits do NOT lay eggs. HOwever, they are the symbol of fertility.

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/6 "2000-04-23T15:44:00Z")

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Happy Easter to all my Christian friends!  
Hope Passover went well for all my Jewish friends!  
My holiday doesn’t come up until the 30th, but I am enjoy the Easter festivities with my husband and children.

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## Mistress Kricket

Are you stuck on stupid?

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/7 "2000-04-24T05:58:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Kricket:  
> \*\*Happy Easter to all my Christian friends!  
> Hope Passover went well for all my Jewish friends!  
> My holiday doesn’t come up until the 30th, but I am enjoy the Easter festivities with my husband and children.
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> \*\*

::Sorry for the hijack::  
What are you doing this year, Kricket? Something solitary or are you doing something with a group? Just wondering! I have to work so I’m not going to be getting in on any festivities–I like to live vicariously!  
::Sorry for the hijack::

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Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.

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One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/16326/8 "2000-04-24T15:44:00Z")

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Mmmmmm, egg salad…

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I have chainmail underwear.