# Happy Easter!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835 "2022-04-14T19:31:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/1 "2022-04-14T19:31:44Z")

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Well, it’s time for me to wish you all a fond adieu until Monday, April the 25th. So, whether you consider it a sacred Christian observance, a time to color some eggs, or simply a well deserved 3-day weekend, Happy Easter! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/2 "2022-04-14T19:32:39Z")

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Who gets a three day weekend?

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/3 "2022-04-14T19:34:34Z")

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You get Saturday, Sunday, and Easter off. 🤪

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/4 "2022-04-14T19:41:49Z")

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My wife gets Good Friday off, and next week is school vacation so it’s an extra long April break.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/5 "2022-04-14T19:51:27Z")

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Easter falls on a Sunday this year.

(I say this every year in multiple situations and there are always some people who will explain that it always falls on a Sunday, I’ll then argue about how that’s impossible)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2022, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/6 "2022-04-14T21:09:19Z")

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Bart Simpson chalk board quote:

“Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/7 "2022-04-15T02:14:23Z")

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I’ll be home for Easter. Whoo hoo!

I generally dyed the eggs with the kids.  
Mid-daughter will do it this year. I’ll be there bossing around. And begging for a Cadbury egg. I might get to smell it.🤭

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/8 "2022-04-15T11:14:16Z")

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Happy Easter. Wishing everyone a happy time with your families.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/9 "2022-04-15T14:42:01Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’ll be home for Easter. Whoo hoo!

Yay!!

(Discourse insisted upon the extra exclamation point.)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/10 "2022-04-15T14:46:21Z")

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For years I would call my brother on Easter morning way too early, like 5:30 or 6:00. When he’d answer, I’d say, “he has risen” and he’d answer, “indeed”, then I’d hang up. His wife put an end to that (I always have said he could have done better).

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/11 "2022-04-15T22:49:52Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’ll be home for Easter. Whoo hoo!

Oh yay! Don’t overdo it. Just sit and be queen bee. Even if Lil Wrekker thinks she wears that crown.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2022, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/12 "2022-04-16T00:46:38Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’ll be home for Easter

You can count on me  
There’ll be sweets and chocolate treats  
And colored eggs, you’ll see  
Eastertime will find me  
Sitting on my porch  
Make this family leave me be  
Before I light a torch

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/13 "2022-04-17T19:25:48Z")

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I love being Royal👸  
And don’t you forget it!!🤗

this Easter egg is fishy

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/14 "2022-04-17T21:48:33Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> And don’t you forget it!

Remined every time I sit down. Now, excuse me. I’ve got a flag to go fly…

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/15 "2022-04-17T21:51:03Z")

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Thank you! And same to you and your family.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/16 "2022-04-17T22:20:52Z")

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Happy Easter from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[![](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919733693365506128/965335900152287322/Captain_America_Civil_War_Steve_Sam_Captain_America_Falcon_Other_Disciple_Outran_Peter_Dont_You_Say_It.jpg) ](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919733693365506128/965335900152287322/Captain_America_Civil_War_Steve_Sam_Captain_America_Falcon_Other_Disciple_Outran_Peter_Dont_You_Say_It.jpg)

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/17 "2022-04-17T22:25:03Z")

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The women, however, were already there. Smart, ladies, smart.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2022, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/18 "2022-04-18T02:47:10Z")

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Happy Easter. Hope everyone had a chance to relax and spend with family.

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**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2022, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-easter/962835/19 "2022-04-19T17:44:07Z")

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Happy Belated Easter!

We had a great day. We celebrated Easter on Saturday, so we could see the grandkids. It was the first Easter we all celebrated together in one place in 2 years. We had 15 guests (all family and SOs).
