Happy anniversary!
SWMBO and I just had our 14th on 04/17. I took her our for dinner and gave her a card that commiserated with her on putting up with me for so long. 
Well…we can always count on Shirley for memorable lines (and general mayhem in the keyboard, monitor and sometimes nasal regions). Sorry it took a paid off credit card and ailing car to get there. But, thank you!
And HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
GT
Happy ivory anniversary.
And do let him go into work on the tractor. It’ll only take him two hours. Just make sure he’s got the muckspreader on the back so he can spray any passing politician.
That would probably discourage tailgaters, too. I want a muck spreader on my car.