# Happy Fucking New Year. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 31, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910 "2003-12-31T06:36:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/1 "2003-12-31T06:36:34Z")
It’s nearly 6.00 pm, New Years Eve, on the East Coast of Aus, and I’d just like to wish all you fucking whingeing, whining, miserable fuckers a Very Fucking Happy New Year. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/2 "2003-12-31T06:52:16Z")
I, obviously, like to cheer up an Oz’ralian whenever I can so . . . guess what Clive Woodward got in the [New Years Honours List.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/front_page/3357491.stm) ? You’re most welcome and Happy New Year! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/3 "2003-12-31T07:18:05Z")
Yeah? Well you can just fuck off too **London-fucking-Calling**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/4 "2003-12-31T07:19:56Z")
I’ve got 21 hours and 38 minutes to go, and I’m already drunk! ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/5 "2003-12-31T07:31:19Z")
27 and a half hours to go here , Happy New Year you dog felching, pre simian goatse fucker. ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/6 "2003-12-31T07:34:15Z")
Heh location Hawai Hey wait youre premature by my clock. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/7 "2003-12-31T08:05:36Z")
Less than five hours to go. Happy Fucking New Years to you too, **Kambuckta.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/8 "2003-12-31T08:18:23Z")
Yahoo! 20 hours and 20 minutes from now, I am officially unemployed. Happy fucking New Year. I’m going over to **Zappo** ’s place and getting blitzed in celebration of that momentous occasion. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/9 "2003-12-31T08:30:55Z")
15 and a half hours to go and im at bloody work!! oh well all the more reason to get tanked tonight 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/10 "2003-12-31T08:53:23Z")
Four hours and ten minutes to go (AEDST) and the clock is ticking. Happy Fucking New Years to ya’s all!! (Oh, and Sucks to those like **One and Only** who have to work…nyah nyah…[raspberries…bwwwwwwwww] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/11 "2003-12-31T09:15:55Z")
I thought this was a rant about the fucking ‘celebrations’ of Dec. 31. You know, either you get hugged by sweaty people in a club, or your chances of a hole in your head are growing, because of the fucking fireworks. 13 hours and 45 minutes to go. Anyway: Happy fucking new year, **kambuckta** ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/12 "2003-12-31T09:22:20Z")
Yeah, **Gum** , I’d go a hole in the head rather than a New Years Cuddle from some psycho on the dance floor. :eek: Happy fucking New Years to you too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/13 "2003-12-31T09:26:48Z")
As I write this, there has been 149 views of this thread, but only ten replies. What are you other fuckers doing?? Pop in and say g’day and a happy new fucking year will ya?? Geeeeeeeeeez. Some people [sigh]. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/14 "2003-12-31T09:26:48Z")
19 hours, 31 minutes to go I’m still at work for another 3 hours 31 minutes then sleep for about 8 or so actually, I rarely celebrate New Years. Just treat it like a vacation day. 2004… Leap Year, Olympics, U. S. Presidential election… whoopie ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/15 "2003-12-31T10:38:40Z")
Buon Fucking Anno and get a wooly dog up ya! 12 hrs 20 min to go. I do hope everyone has their red panties on for good luck. And Boys and Girls…DO watch out for falling toilets. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/16 "2003-12-31T10:55:08Z")
Happy New Year’s fucking to all. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/17 "2003-12-31T11:00:45Z")
Fuckin’ happy fucking New fucking Year, all you fucking fuckers! Esfuckingpecially you, **kam** fucking **buck** fucking **ta**. Now, FUCK OFF! All the best for 2004, everyone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/18 "2003-12-31T11:15:18Z")
**明けましたおめでとうFuckingございます!** _Akemashita Omedetou Fucking Gozaimasu!_ ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/19 "2003-12-31T11:19:09Z")
One and a half hours to go. It’s too fucking hot to do any fucking here, so I’ll just say Happy New Years to all Dopers, everywhere. Besides I think **TheLoadedDog** may have just stolen my share of “F” words for the night. Good to see you used them wisely, my friend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fucking-new-year/221910/20 "2003-12-31T11:20:58Z")
Have I not made myself abundantly clear that there are to be NO joke threads in the Pit? I thought I had. Apparently I haven’t. READ the sticky threads on each forum. **kambuckta,** I guess we’ll see you in about a week. Lynn For the Straight Dope