# Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795 "2000-10-13T15:07:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/1 "2000-10-13T15:07:26Z")
Here’s the idea. I will give a word, and the next person has to use that word in a pun, and then give another one for the next person, etc… Example: Himilaya “You girls watch out for that charming Weirddave, or Himilaya” Get it? First word is…hmmm…Racoon ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/2 "2000-10-13T15:22:28Z")
Tits? Look at the racoon that chick! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/3 "2000-10-13T15:24:26Z")
What’s the next word, Chief? I’ll try one: rolodex ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/4 "2000-10-13T15:29:33Z")
Sex with moderators? Yeah, I’ve rolodex. coffee ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/5 "2000-10-13T15:29:37Z")
Well, I’m sure Chief Scott can tell you about clean up during heavy seas: It aint the rock o’ bulkheads that screws you up, it’s the rolodex! Next word: ballistic ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/6 "2000-10-13T15:31:45Z")
I can’t pull out, hon. My ballistic. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/7 "2000-10-13T15:31:57Z")
After I get done playing softball, my ballistic to my legs. Next word: Bagel ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/8 "2000-10-13T15:32:37Z")
Ouch. That’s enough to makee coffee… ---
**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/9 "2000-10-13T15:39:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \* > \*\* > Next word: > > Bagel \*\* Bagel, huh? It’s my tern now. Next: interview ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/10 "2000-10-13T15:50:45Z")
Unless the crowd in the theater thins out, I can’t get interview the movie. skillet ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/11 "2000-10-13T15:57:10Z")
that takes no skillet all. Canada ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/12 "2000-10-13T16:02:43Z")
You take a Canada lima beans, and a Canada corn, put 'em togedda, and you gottada succotash. Succotash ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/13 "2000-10-13T16:23:36Z")
After chewing on the buring log for breakfast, I had to succotash in my teeth all day long. next word: fortitude ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/14 "2000-10-13T16:26:56Z")
When the man saw she had fortit- tude, he went nuts! Charisma ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/15 "2000-10-13T16:27:11Z")
fortitude I always thought **ChiefScott** was into the ladies, but I hear he’s falling fortitude over there. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/16 "2000-10-13T16:47:19Z")
Charisma … Do you use mass transportaion much? No, my charisma main form of tranportation. Next: Objective. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/17 "2000-10-13T16:52:27Z")
I don’t objective you don’t. nirvana ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/18 "2000-10-13T16:52:36Z")
Would you objective I did soemthing as lame as this? next: pistol ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/19 "2000-10-13T16:54:58Z")
I’m takin’ a piss! -tol ya what, leave me alone til I’m done, okay? Burbank ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/20 "2000-10-13T16:56:31Z")
what Nerve anna had to post something as lame as that. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795.md?page=2)