# Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795 "2000-10-13T15:07:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/21 "2000-10-13T16:58:01Z")
objective. Do you objective I eat the last piece of cake? next word: panicky ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/22 "2000-10-13T17:02:50Z")
I already paid Vinnie, I already paid Louie, so dere’s no way in hell I’m gonna panicky too! satchel ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/23 "2000-10-13T17:24:01Z")
Satchel ass or your face? I can’t tell the difference. pasta. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/24 "2000-10-13T17:29:31Z")
pasta salt. cunning ---
**Author:** ![Archer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@Archer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archer)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/25 "2000-10-13T18:28:05Z")
Chief Scott was late for watch in the cunning tower. Bacon ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/26 "2000-10-13T18:34:00Z")
Nothing smells quite as good as homemade bread bacon in the oven. lariat ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/27 "2000-10-13T18:46:34Z")
There’s Moe, there’s Curly, where the hell’s lariat? Winnebago. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/28 "2000-10-13T18:47:38Z")
Mrs. Welk to Bobby and Sissy: "Where’s lariat? next: adagio ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/29 "2000-10-13T18:52:37Z")
Winnebago out, that’s low tide. anarchy ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/30 "2000-10-13T18:55:02Z")
Noah didn’t build a boaty, he built anarchy. drizzle ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/31 "2000-10-13T18:55:53Z")
Their key doesn’t work, anarchy is lost! elephant ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/32 "2000-10-13T18:57:54Z")
Drizzle go on forever, apparently. Boomerang ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/33 "2000-10-13T18:58:58Z")
Ele-phants gerald is one of the greats. nasal ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/34 "2000-10-13T19:03:07Z")
On Halloween, I aked my mother what was for desert. She hoppen out dressed like a ghost, and yelled “Boo! Meringue Pie!” Kentucky ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/35 "2000-10-13T19:04:16Z")
I like to aken my mother before she hoppens. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![bryanmcc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@bryanmcc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bryanmcc)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/36 "2000-10-13T19:28:42Z")
alaska for a new one ‘cause kentucky my ol’ one. my local newspaper had a pun contest. the best one was to win $100. i entered ten times hoping one of mine would win. unfortunately, no pun in ten did. next: armadillo ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/37 "2000-10-13T19:36:40Z")
The second amendmant protects the right to arm a dill oh enough already! Spaghetti ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/38 "2000-10-13T19:45:46Z")
There’s nothing as petty as a sack of spaghetti. Next: UncleBeer ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/39 "2000-10-13T19:47:27Z")
Wow, SonWhiskey, that reminds me of your UncleBeer. Next Word: Shwank ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/40 "2000-10-13T19:54:04Z")
um, should we review the rules? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795.md?page=3)