# Happy ,Fun, Stupid Pun Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 13, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795 "2000-10-13T15:07:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![bryanmcc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eada6e/32.png) [@bryanmcc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bryanmcc)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/41 "2000-10-13T20:07:53Z")

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two weevils lived on a farm. one moved to LA and became rich and famous. the other stayed on the farm and lived a simple, quiet life. he, of course, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/42 "2000-10-13T20:12:31Z")

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I put it in the dryer and it schwank

next word-breakfast

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/43 "2000-10-13T20:19:56Z")

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I had to break fast 'cause of the car in front of me.  
Quintessential.

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**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/44 "2000-10-13T20:24:04Z")

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When you have 5 babies a large diaper supply is quint-essential.

alligator

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/45 "2000-10-13T20:24:50Z")

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Clint Eastwood asked the director of his first movie what was necessary for him to look cool as a leading man. The director said “(S)quint – essential.”

reference

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**Author:** ![Cantrip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Cantrip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cantrip)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/46 "2000-10-13T20:45:04Z")

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Q: How can the referee afford such a nice house?

A: No problem - the reference.  
Commando

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/47 "2000-10-13T20:54:04Z")

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Cum and dough- nuts make a fun breakfast.

Plenty.

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/48 "2000-10-13T22:22:07Z")

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Don’t jump out of the plen-te parachute isn’t on yet!

Next: Dinner

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/49 "2000-10-14T05:32:57Z")

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Shut off that din! Er baby is trying to sleep.

bird

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**Author:** ![Thrashbarg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Thrashbarg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thrashbarg)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-fun-stupid-pun-game/36795/50 "2000-10-14T06:01:16Z")

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Ya think history would’ve been different if Aaron _bird_ forgot to load his dueling pistol?  
fracture

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