# Happy Groundhog's Day!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046 "2005-02-02T21:25:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/1 "2005-02-02T21:25:57Z")

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In honor of the holiday, I’m wearing my [“black velvet” Groundhog’s Day T-shirt](http://groundhogsday.com/shop.php) (which I paid full price for, I’ll have you know).

What are you doing to mark the occasion?

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/2 "2005-02-02T21:32:02Z")

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I didn’t do anything yesterday for Groundhog day, which is fairly meaningless here. But I did sing last night at a lovely mass for the feast of the Purification.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/3 "2005-02-02T22:01:38Z")

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I had a sausage for lunch (it was probably beef, to be fair) and then will probably watch bits of the movie tonight, which I’m sure is on heavy rotation somewhere on cable. We’ll probably get six more weeks of “not quite summer” here regardless. Anyway, GHD is one of my least favorite ex-boss’s birthday, so I might have a drink and silently curse the weasely bastard!

**Twicks** , we need a pic of you in that shirt.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/4 "2005-02-02T22:10:49Z")

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I have not, nor will I be celebrating this _Ground Hog’s Day_. However it is the holiest day of the week, being the All Father’s Own Day. It is not yet theseason for sacrifice, but I think I may dedicate nine beers to the one-eyed god of kings and king of gods.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/5 "2005-02-02T22:11:56Z")

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I will continue my annual tradition of “It’s Groundhog’s Day today?!” :smack:

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/6 "2005-02-02T22:17:11Z")

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I had a sausage for lunch (it was probably beef, to be fair) and then will probably watch bits of the movie tonight, which I’m sure is on heavy rotation somewhere on cable. We’ll probably get six more weeks of “not quite summer” here regardless. Anyway, GHD is one of my least favorite ex-boss’s birthday, so I might have a drink and silently curse the weasely bastard!

**Twicks** , we need a pic of you in that shirt.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/7 "2005-02-02T22:28:01Z")

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**Shibb** , you’re a funny, funny man.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/8 "2005-02-02T23:43:01Z")

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I’m playing “I’ve got you Babe” over and over.

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/9 "2005-02-03T00:46:36Z")

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It’s Imbolc, so I’ll probably light a few candles. I, too, will watch the movie, provided it is on TV.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/10 "2005-02-03T03:53:39Z")

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I had a sausage for lunch (it was probably beef, to be fair) and then will probably watch Chelsea at Blackburn, which is on Fox Sport World. We’ll probably get six more weeks of “not quite summer” here regardless. Anyway, GHD is one of my least favorite ex-boss’s birthday, so I might have a drink and silently curse the weasely bastard!

**Twicks** , we need a pic of you in that shirt.

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/11 "2005-02-03T05:30:30Z")

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Six more weeks of Winter?

Punxsutawney this, you furry fuck.

I just learned this morning that we have our own hometown version of rodent weatherman - Windy City Woody. He’s a woodchuck, which according to local morning news is the same as a groundhog. Sounds like a Cecil ? to me, but I don’t have the energy to question at this point - have to hit the sack and begin hibernation.

See you when the frost thaws in April…

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**Author:** ![Broken\_Wind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Broken\_Wind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Wind)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/12 "2005-02-03T05:36:44Z")

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> [@Broken Wind](#):
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> See you when the frost thaws in April…

Make that July… :mad:

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/13 "2005-02-03T10:14:02Z")

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Is it a velvet Elvis Groundhog tee? Now that would be spiffy.

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**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/14 "2005-02-03T11:57:37Z")

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You know, I’m sure I’ve seen this thread before…deja vu?  
_slinks away_

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/15 "2005-02-03T12:12:22Z")

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I wonder what **Shibb** had for lunch yesterday? I had meatloaf for supper last night. I put a pound of sausage in my meatloaf so I had my ground hog in honor of the day.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/16 "2005-02-03T12:14:08Z")

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I had a sausage for lunch (it was probably beef, to be fair) and then will probably watch Chelsea at Blackburn, which is on Fox Sport World. We’ll probably get six more weeks of “not quite summer” here regardless. Anyway, GHD is one of my least favorite ex-boss’s birthday, so I might have a drink and silently curse the weasely bastard!

**Swampy** , we really need a pic of you in your Hooters[sup]TM[/sup] outfit.

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**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/17 "2005-02-03T18:56:58Z")

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It is spring.  
The groundhog comes out of his hole and sees a shadow;  
It is the shadow of my right-front tire.  
That means six more weeks of winter…  
But not for him.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/18 "2005-02-03T19:26:57Z")

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Such misplaced anger…the groundhog _predicts_ the weather. He does not control it.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/19 "2005-02-03T20:13:28Z")

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We had thunder and lightning. That means six more weeks of ???

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-groundhogs-day/288046/20 "2005-02-03T20:28:25Z")

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After weeks of overcast-at-best, very-rainy-at-worst weather, it’s been sunny here for the last couple of days.

Evidentially, the groundhog’s predictions have no effect in Northern California.

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