# "Happy Halloween. You're going to Hell."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-halloween-youre-going-to-hell/767646>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2016, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-halloween-youre-going-to-hell/767646 "2016-10-04T18:33:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-halloween-youre-going-to-hell/767646/21 "2016-10-06T15:09:13Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> Hilarious! I hadn’t paid the Landover site a visit in quite a while.

There is also a site for Mrs. Betty Bowers America’s Best Christian on facebook. I just love her so! 😃

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2016, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-halloween-youre-going-to-hell/767646/22 "2016-10-06T17:30:16Z")

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I’ll pretend to take the topic seriously.

I would never try to talk about religion or politics to little kids who came to my door to ask for candy. Not even if the political and religious views I was espousing were reasonable and mild. Either give the kids a packet of Nerds or turn off the lights and pretend you aren’t home.

The only up side to this behavior is that the kids will come back and TP their houses! And good for them when they do.

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