# Happy Left Hander's Day!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596 "2011-08-13T18:31:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/1 "2011-08-13T18:31:58Z")

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My fellow lefties, celebrate! I’m going to use scissors with my left hand today, not peel potatoes today, and wipe with the right! What are you going to do to celebrate?

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/2 "2011-08-13T18:47:22Z")

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Thanks for reminding me! I totally forgot! Off to [_the Leftorium_](http://www.leftorium.com/)\* for gifts!

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\*linked to as a gag. Not necessarily an endorsement of their products/services.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/3 "2011-08-13T19:09:50Z")

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When is Happy Right Hander’s day?

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/4 "2011-08-13T19:18:47Z")

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> [@brittekland](#):
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> When is Happy Right Hander’s day?

Oh, that’s all the other days of the year.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/5 "2011-08-13T19:35:54Z")

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Lefty checking in!

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/6 "2011-08-13T21:16:25Z")

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> [@brittekland](#):
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> When is Happy Right Hander’s day?

When you have to adapt to everything in life like we leftys do.

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**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/7 "2011-08-13T22:01:56Z")

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YAY Lefties.

I’m a rightie myself but I gave birth to two of your order. I’ll have to call them today.

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**Author:** ![Southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southpaw)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/8 "2011-08-13T22:07:13Z")

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I totally forgot! :smack:

I’ll celebrate by drinking my wine with my left hand.

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/9 "2011-08-13T22:59:50Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Oh, that’s all the other days of the year.

That’s too generous… Right to Left hander ratio being 90-10% Right handers should get Happy Right Hander’s a week long Carnival with costumes and dancing.

[QUOTE=picunurse]  
When you have to adapt to everything in life like we leftys do.  
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Just out of curiosity, what do you have to get adapted to… I can think of guitars (I used to be envious of Hendrix’s upside down Strats)… and…

Well, I guess ergonomics of pretty much everything is oriented with 90% of the population in mind. Okay you do deserve your day. Happy Lefty’s Day! 🙂

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/10 "2011-08-13T23:10:30Z")

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Yay Leftie Day! I have ummm… used my mouse left handed, eaten breakfast, lunch and dinner with my lefthand, written with my left hand. Ok, I do that everyday.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/11 "2011-08-13T23:10:50Z")

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Left Hander’s Day?

How sinister.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/12 "2011-08-13T23:22:50Z")

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> [@brittekland](#):
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> That’s too generous… Right to Left hander ratio being 90-10% Right handers should get Happy Right Hander’s a week long Carnival with costumes and dancing.
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> Just out of curiosity, what do you have to get adapted to… I can think of guitars (I used to be envious of Hendrix’s upside down Strats)… and…
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> Well, I guess ergonomics of pretty much everything is oriented with 90% of the population in mind. Okay you do deserve your day. Happy Lefty’s Day! 🙂

Scissors, irons, baseball bats, golf clubs to name a few.  
Oh, and computer mouses, unless of course its a magic mouse, like mine. 😃

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/13 "2011-08-13T23:24:26Z")

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Another southpaw checking in!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/14 "2011-08-14T02:21:27Z")

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> [@brittekland](#):
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> When is Happy Right Hander’s day?

You can have all the ones you want during the [several years you’ll outlive us](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1099/do-left-handers-die-young).

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/15 "2011-08-14T04:26:26Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> You can have all the ones you want during the [several years you’ll outlive us](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1099/do-left-handers-die-young).

I always thought lefties were cooler but I guess I ought to appreciate being a righty.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/16 "2011-08-14T05:36:16Z")

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> [@brittekland](#):
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> I always thought lefties were cooler but I guess I ought to appreciate being a righty.

Yes. Being a lefty is a horrible, horrible thing to have to suffer. In fact, we should get presents on Left Hander’s Day. It wouldn’t make up for it, but it would make our lives just a little bit brighter.

::weak cough::

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/17 "2011-08-14T06:33:48Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Yes. Being a lefty is a horrible, horrible thing to have to suffer. In fact, we should get presents on Left Hander’s Day. It wouldn’t make up for it, but it would make our lives just a little bit brighter.
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> ::weak cough::

I could use a left-handed iPad2… anyone?

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**Author:** ![brittekland](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@brittekland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittekland)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/18 "2011-08-14T15:26:27Z")

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> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#):
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> Yes. Being a lefty is a horrible, horrible thing to have to suffer. In fact, we should get presents on Left Hander’s Day. It wouldn’t make up for it, but it would make our lives just a little bit brighter.
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> ::weak cough::

No, you just get Left Hander’s Day and the presumption that you guys may be slightly cooler people. That’s it.

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**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/19 "2011-08-16T02:43:23Z")

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Feck off, lefties! (Note to mods: this is both hyperbolic and tongue-in-cheek.)

I grew up with a lefty for a dad, and another for a brother. More than that, my grandfather and all of my cousins (save one) are lefties. As is my uncle. Every male in my father’s line is a lefty, excepting myself and one cousin.

I grew up playing golf with left-handed clubs. Cutting paper with left-handed scissors. Being the odd one out simply because I used the left part of my brain more than the right.

If I have a son, odds are he’ll be one of you deformed freaks!

Kidding. From the rare righty who grew up inconvenienced by left-handedness in his family, more power to you. There are righties out there who love you, because you’re family.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2011, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-left-handers-day/592596/20 "2011-08-16T13:21:02Z")

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Aww, I missed our day. ☹

I’m surprised there aren’t more people in this thread. I would guess that Dopers would have a higher proportion of left-handers than the general population.

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