# HAPPY Mundane December

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 8, 1999, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075 "1999-12-08T10:43:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/1 "1999-12-08T10:43:00Z")

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Right now, at 2:43 am PST, my senior thesis is printing. In celebration, I am wasting bandwidth by starting a completely unnecessary new thread.

What happy things are going on in your life?

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~Kyla

“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/2 "1999-12-08T12:16:00Z")

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Just bought a new PC!

Pentium III 600mhz, 256MB RAM, 28GB HD, DVD, Zip drive, and CD-RW. Got rid of those annoying end-of-turn delays when playing Alpha Centauri and Civilization: Call to Power.

(Incidentally, I at first thought ChrisCTP’s username meant she was a Civ:CTP fan!)

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/3 "1999-12-08T16:39:00Z")

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Good things? I have a few. Even the bad things seem okay right now.

## [ul][li]I’ve got a great new job with people I like.[/li][li]I have 3 social gatherings between today and Saturday.[/li][li]One of those gatherings is with fellow SDMBers.[/li][li]I have a mild cold – this is good because it’s not a severe cold.[/li][li]I’ll be getting my own place again soon, complete with a ballsy new computer.[/li][li]I just turned 28.[/li][li]I have a chance every day of meeting somebody with whom I’ll fall deeply in love.[/li][li]I get a good workout at the gym at least 3 times a week, and am slowly returning myself to good shape.[/li][li]I get to go to Vegas in January for a trade show, where I’ll see a lot of old friends[/ul][/li] Now, I ‘m not usually this optimistic, but I’m just full o’ smiles (or something) today. I don’t even mind that my nose won’t stop bleeding, or that I haven’t been properly laid in over 2 years.

–Da Cap’n  
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn  
With a deck of fifty-one.”

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/4 "1999-12-08T16:44:00Z")

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Regrets… i’ve had a few… but then again… too few to mention

sorry

ANyway My good thing this December is repairing something that I should have done months ago. I am now just starting to realize how precious certain things are and treating them as such.

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Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

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**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/5 "1999-12-08T17:40:00Z")

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My parents just donated a couch and loveseat to my new apartment. Moving from a 6x10 room to a large 3 bedroom apartment, I had no idea it would be this hard to fill it with furniture.  
Quake 3 just came out… I get to play the latest murder simulator (as some are calling it) all this weekend.  
My new bass amp sounds sweet… (SWR Working Man’s 15) but now I need a new bass…  
The girl that invited me to a party this weekend has let me know that she has rented a hotel room, and that I will not be allowed to drive home after the party.  
For the first time in my life I have cable. I still hate TV though.

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[http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com)  
Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.

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**Author:** ![Tammy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6de8d8/32.png) [@Tammy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tammy)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/6 "1999-12-08T17:57:00Z")

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I have many happy things going on right now!

- I have an exciting opportunity for a new job.
- I’m leaving for a small trip this weekend.  
I will be meeting a couple of old/new  
friends.
- I’m making “the” trip the week following! I may finally find “home.”
- I finally finished writing my friend’s essay!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/7 "1999-12-08T23:32:00Z")

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I’m happy that the funky technical glitch that turned my live car into a deceased one, turned out to be a simple little fuse with a short in it (which in turn sucked the life out of my battery, which in turn shorted out all the other fuses - or something like that). Total repair bill: $99

It could have been SOOoooo much worse!

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**StoryTyler**  
_I am too in shape! :::muttering::: Round is a shape._  
[C’mon up and see me sometime.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/8 "1999-12-09T10:45:00Z")

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I spent twelve hours Christmas shopping yesterday. I came home and collapsed into bed. Then I woke up two hours early. So I ran a load of laundry and I’m hanging out here until it’s time to get ready for work.

If I was Truman Burbank, my life would be canceled.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/9 "1999-12-09T14:31:00Z")

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My son,whose stomach had been hurting every time he ate,for about 5 months,feels better. He says it doesn’t hurt anymore! Yay!

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/10 "1999-12-09T14:31:00Z")

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May I add:praise the Lord!(dont hit me,pl)  
😉

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/11 "1999-12-09T15:09:00Z")

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Wooohoooo!!! It is raining today! I love it when it does this because it leaves all these wonderful puddles to stomp in. _makes a mental note to wear her good shoes_

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“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good  
things.” --Edgar Degas

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/12 "1999-12-09T15:16:00Z")

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I finally picked up my plane ticket. I’m ready to go! 🙂

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/13 "1999-12-09T17:42:00Z")

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Two days ago, I finished the finals from the worst quarter I’ve had since I actually started caring about school.

Now, I’m looking forward to spending the holidays with people I love. What could be better?

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/14 "1999-12-09T17:45:00Z")

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The disappointment I have by not being able o take my road trip is very public and very real.

That said, I feel happy because in spite of the quantity of wonderful people I will be missing because I cannot do this right now, I feel that the quality of one person I hope to spend a lot of time with over this month (and much, much longer) will make up for that and then some.

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/15 "1999-12-09T21:06:00Z")

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I was on call tonight. I got called in. Ugh. Oh well. The person I am covering for is gonna take my Sunday shift, so it all evens out.

I am so poor. I will never finish paying off my student loans, and I owe 8,000 in credit cards. I need to start budgeting better. I have no willpower when it comes to buying things though, because I shop out of boredom. Buying things is fun. I need to get off my butt and get a part time day job.

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I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/16 "1999-12-10T00:31:00Z")

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Your own fault Michelle. With just a little more effort this month you could have started your own cult. We’d have all been selling flowers at the airport and you’d have been on easy street.

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**Author:** ![bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bunny)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/17 "1999-12-10T00:52:00Z")

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My life is finally going great;  
My son is doing great at school  
I am in an amazing realtionship, with the most amazing man. Who is a fellow SDMBer and will remain a secret. I am actually engaged to this man.  
Work is going really well and there are two promotions coming that I am being consider for. This December couldn’t get any better.

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All we really needed to know we learned in Kindergarden

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**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/18 "1999-12-10T03:43:00Z")

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Michelle:Shopping out of boredom? I used to see old couples go to yard sales and buy crap they don’t need. But it was old crap, so it was their style. And they only waste a little money. Buy used stuff, it saves a little.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/19 "1999-12-10T13:13:00Z")

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I got my Holiday present from my bosses last night: $100 gift certificate to any store in Citrus Park Mall! Now I have some extra bucks to buy little presents for my friends. My cats can also breathe a sigh of relief that I don’t have to sell their blood!  
(My clinic pays 30 bucks per donantion and I have two cats that can donate!)

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-mundane-december/12075/20 "1999-12-10T16:51:00Z")

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Our old reliable Ford Escort ( 1991 with 170k on the odometer) has decided it needs a new alternator. It’s been running on the battery alone for god knows how long and hubby had a mechanical buddy of his check it out and diagnose the situation. He will fix it this weekend. I am without a car, which is fine as I have no desire to go anywhere.

I haven’t been able to breath since Monday and the doctor gave me an RX for my ear infection (that I still don’t think I had because I had no pain) But my throat has finally stopped hurting like a lit match was dropped in it ( except when I cough) and my head is clearer in small amounts but I cannot breath. I called in the the doctors office with my raspy psuedo Demi Moore voice today and BEGGED for something to help me intake oxygen soon. I’m doing so much panting I might as well start up a 900 number. If I lay down, my head fills up with guck. If I stand/sit up, it goes away. I cannot sleep in an upright position. I’ve come to the conclusion my body is slowly trying to kill me.

In less depressing news: We have narrowed down the name for the Baby To Be Named Later. Hubby has been pushing ( against a brick wall, might I add) for Tatiana (UGH x 100) and I just can’t give a girl a name of perfume. Might as well name her Escada or Chanel #5. I told him my two newest choices - It’s a secret, so no one tell our families or friends - Tegan or Sophie. They are under advisement until I have a mood swing and decide to name her Shirley.

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