# Happy National Dachshund Day! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902 "2023-06-21T22:14:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/61 "2023-07-04T22:58:05Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > Made me think about naming him Buster. [Buster PoinDauchshund?](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=Vhc2yaMP&id=08792CC63DE7C0777A3EEDD8647C449724AC7773&thid=OIP.Vhc2yaMPye03cdYdo1GJtAHaKc&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.pinimg.com%2foriginals%2f71%2f92%2f82%2f71928271367e6a6bebf09b0320354211.jpg&cdnurl=https%3a%2f%2fth.bing.com%2fth%2fid%2fR.561736c9a30fc9ed3771d61da35189b4%3frik%3dc3esJJdEfGTY7Q%26pid%3dImgRaw%26r%3d0&exph=677&expw=480&q=dachshund+in+a+tuxedo&simid=607997301823405327&FORM=IRPRST&ck=3EA5942CCE3257E1EA75719515724BC1&selectedIndex=1&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0) ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/62 "2023-07-04T23:00:46Z")
Man, that’s perfect. Really!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/63 "2023-07-04T23:06:58Z")
Poindoxter works, too. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/64 "2023-07-04T23:10:11Z")
It does! You’re spoiling me for choice! 'Twill be a hard decision, for sure. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/65 "2023-07-04T23:12:10Z")
I’ve named two other Doper’s dogs. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/66 "2023-07-04T23:16:37Z")
I’ll let you know if it becomes three. 😉 * * * It’s been 15 years since I’ve had a pup. What are everyone’s favorite chew toys for their doxies? Besides the kong, which I already have on order. This fella is definitely a chewer. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/67 "2023-07-04T23:20:40Z")
My Crew like The Little Things of Nature. Mice, squirrels, rabbits. They all liked lizards for about the first bite. They must be _awful_ for a Dox not to eat it. They used to get Pig Ears and Bully Sticks, but not for a while now. Not really big chewers. But they are all pretty much full grown now. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/68 "2023-07-04T23:28:25Z")
Lewis always loved a good chew of a pig’s ear, too. But I had to keep an eye on him. He’d manage to eat way more of it than he should and always horked it back up. Ugh. I hope the new guy grows out of chewing, too, as Lewis did. He was going to town on a soft chew toy in the video, though. I’m worried for my footwear!! ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/69 "2023-07-04T23:28:30Z")
The favorite dog of cowboys, who sing get along little doggie. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/70 "2023-07-04T23:33:34Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > I’m worried for my footwear!! Teddy (being an unmitigated Rascal) likes to shit in people’s shoes when given the opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/71 "2023-07-04T23:34:32Z")
I’m laughing… but I really shouldn’t be. _That_ is a bad habit!! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2023, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/72 "2023-07-04T23:38:09Z")
It is pretty damn funny! He hasn’t gotten me yet, The Heel! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/73 "2023-07-05T00:04:28Z")
I am overloading on cute. And I know a dachshund named Buster. He likes treats. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/74 "2023-07-05T00:09:44Z")
Thank you. I do think he’s a looker, but I might be a tad bit biased. _Is_ there a dachshund that won’t commit murder for a treat? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/75 "2023-07-05T00:16:26Z")
I don’t know why, but there is a commerical from Youtube that would not embed here. But if you use _2015 Dachshund Doritos commerical_ you will find it The dog is a real carpet shark. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/76 "2023-07-05T00:23:08Z")
LOL, definitely a mistake to toss the chip! Thanks for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/77 "2023-07-05T01:10:06Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > _Is_ there a dachshund that won’t commit murder for a treat? Murder _is_ the treat. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/78 "2023-07-05T03:20:59Z")
Then of course there’s the Sprint dachshund commercial, the Heinz Commerial, and the commercial from Iams. I love this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/79 "2023-07-05T04:03:01Z")
Me, too. 🙂 It’s @Gatopescado’s thread. I’d love to keep this one going for doxie pics, but if he prefers, we can start a new one. What say you, Catfish? I’m fine with either choice. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2023, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902/80 "2023-07-05T04:47:14Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > It’s @Gatopescado’s thread. Oh, no! Once I click ‘Post’ it belongs to the Dope Community. Ya’ll feel free to keep on keeping on, one way or another. I just like the Doxie Love being shown here! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-national-dachshund-day/985902.md?page=5)