# Happy New Year!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-new-year/677568>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-new-year/677568 "2013-12-31T16:02:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-new-year/677568/21 "2014-01-01T22:04:12Z")

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I wish it was moose turds. Then I’d just get a shovel instead of taking everything out of the cabinets and sweeping and vacuuming. Plus washing everything I took from the cabinets.

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