# Happy now Clothahump?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 4, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312 "2006-01-04T00:50:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 12

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/221 "2006-01-06T06:14:01Z")

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I don’t believe you’re that insane to think that a word’s “true definition” is retained when it is adopted into another language than its original language. What you are now doing is compounding what can only be an intentional lie. If you have, in fact, lived in the United States for any appreciable time, then you would know that particular word is offensive _in English_.

Before this thread, I actually respected you as far as your posts on this board are concerned. Now I know with no doubt whatsoever that you are a bigot and a liar. Well done.

Actually, I hope that you manage to dissuade all of us from that appraisal of you. I fear that it will be a long and tough road for you, though.

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### Author: ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/222 "2006-01-06T06:22:49Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I don’t believe you’re that insane to think that a word’s “true definition” is retained when it is adopted into another language than its original language. What you are now doing is compounding what can only be an intentional lie. If you have, in fact, lived in the United States for any appreciable time, then you would know that particular word is offensive _in English_.
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> Before this thread, I actually respected you as far as your posts on this board are concerned. Now I know with no doubt whatsoever that you are a bigot and a liar. Well done.
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> Actually, I hope that you manage to dissuade all of us from that appraisal of you. I fear that it will be a long and tough road for you, though.

Oh yeah please excuse me for not making the distinction in my mind. Because the English translation of the word differs from the Spanish meaning that makes me a liar?

The only English that I have heard or used today, yesterday or for the past few weeks has been on this board. The last time I had a brief conversation in English was to help an elderly grin…oops, American pay for a purchase at a local supermarket.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/223 "2006-01-06T06:27:12Z")

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A very long and tough road, indeed.

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### Author: ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/224 "2006-01-06T06:28:29Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> A very long and tough road, indeed.

I’m devastated.

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### Author: ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/225 "2006-01-06T06:31:49Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> You’re 100% correct. I could care less what an asshole like you thinks of me.

Hmmm…

…are you lying about that, too? Now you got me all confused.

Well, at any rate, enjoy your corrupt, shithole country and spread the word to your compadres: come legally or stay the fuck out. But if you or they can’t abide by that simple fucking request to honor the law, by all means, bring rocks.

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### Author: ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/226 "2006-01-06T06:35:03Z")

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The true definition of ‘Gringo’? Well, it’s a compound abbreviation. Green grow the lilacs all sparkling with dew, I’m lonely my darling since parting with you…

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### Author: ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/227 "2006-01-06T06:38:36Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Oh yeah please excuse me for not making the distinction in my mind. Because the English translation of the word differs from the Spanish meaning that makes me a liar?

For the record then, are you contending that when you said this in Post 13:

> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Yeah tell me the reaction of the posters supporting the shooting aren’t racial. If a cop in the States gunned down a white teenager that had chucked a rock at him and run, it would be a major scandal. But because it was a Mexican trying to sneak across the border it is justified. **Fucking gringo hypocrisy**. (Bolding mine)

that you intended it in manner as to NOT be a slur?

Here, let me hand you the shovel.

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### Author: ![AFAIKnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@AFAIKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AFAIKnow)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/228 "2006-01-06T06:52:56Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Sure, no problem. I lived in the US and speak English fluently so I have first hand experience of both cultures. What are your qualifications for making a comparison?
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> Will your criticisms be quotes from American media sources or do you actually know anything about Mexico from first hand experience?

10 percent of your fellow countrymen live in the US both legally and illegally. # percent of Americans live abroad. 150-500 thousand (1/10th of 1 percent)Americans live in Mexico. Over 250 Mexicans

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trying to reach the US this past year, and untold thousands risk their lives trying to get here every year.

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> Don’t worry about me asshole. I have no fucking desire to spend even one minute inyour fucked up country.

Let me put it to you this way. This is the _sovereign_ country of the United States of America. We make our own laws. If we say we do not want people coming into our country undoccumented and following our rules, then we mean it. WE DO NOT WANT THEM HERE. They are not welcome. If

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cannot abide by our laws, then

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> you

are not welcome. If we arm our law officers and say they can defend themselves if necessary, we don’t give a flying fuck if you like it or not.

If your government actually cared for it’s citizens, then they would do something about the flood that is coming _illegally_ and _unwelcomed_ accross the border. It would attempt to creat a hospitable living environment for it’s own people instead of forcing them to rik their lives to go to an unwelcoming foreign country. Your country has a dismal growth rate, a dismal unemplyment rate, and an adysmal number living in poverty.

Millions of Mexicans are here legally. They are more than welcome. We want them to prosper and have the same opportunities and quality of life as all Americans can have. We

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be racist otherwise. And since we are not, your just another uninformed :wally

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### Author: ![AFAIKnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@AFAIKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AFAIKnow)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/229 "2006-01-06T07:06:30Z")

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Holy crap, can I get a do-over? Or a mod fix the coding and delete one of these posts? I previewed this one. :smack:

> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Sure, no problem. I lived in the US and speak English fluently so I have first hand experience of both cultures. What are your qualifications for making a comparison?
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> Will your criticisms be quotes from American media sources or do you actually know anything about Mexico from first hand experience?

10 percent of your fellow countrymen live in the US both legally and illegally. # percent of Americans live abroad. 150-500 thousand (1/10th of 1 percent)Americans live in Mexico. Over 250 Mexicans _died_ trying to reach the US this past year, and untold thousands risk their lives trying to get here every year.

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> Don’t worry about me asshole. I have no fucking desire to spend even one minute inyour fucked up country.

Let me put it to you this way. This is the _sovereign_ country of the United States of America. We make our own laws. If we say we do not want people coming into our country undocumented and following our rules, then we mean it. WE DO NOT WANT THEM HERE. They are not welcome. If _you_ cannot abide by our laws, then _you_ are not welcome. If we arm our law officers and say they can defend themselves if necessary, we don’t give a flying fuck if you like it or not.

If your government actually cared for it’s citizens, then they would do something about the flood that is coming _illegally_ and _unwelcomed_ across the border. It would attempt to create a hospitable living environment for its own people instead of forcing them to risk their lives to go to an unwelcoming foreign country. Your country has a dismal growth rate, a dismal unemployment rate, and an abysmal number living in poverty.

Millions of Mexicans are here legally. They are more than welcome. We want them to prosper and have the same opportunities and quality of life as all Americans can have. We _would_ be racist otherwise. And since we are not, your just another uninformed :wally

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### Author: ![AFAIKnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@AFAIKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AFAIKnow)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/230 "2006-01-06T07:11:03Z")

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> [@AFAIKnow](#):
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> I previewed this one. :smack:

:smack:

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> # percent of Americans live abroad.

Should be:  
3 percent of Americans live abroad.

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> If we say we do not want people coming into our country undocumented and following our rules, then we mean it.

should be:

If we say we do not want people coming into our country undocumented and **not** following our rules, then we mean it.

😃

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### Author: ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/231 "2006-01-06T07:22:13Z")

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Personally, I do not find the term Gringo offensive, although I perceive that sometimes (like when CBEscapee uses it in this tread) it is meant that way. To me it’s on par with the term Canuck when refering to Canadians. I learned long ago that racial epiteths say absolutely nothing about me and everything about the person hurling them. You can’t give offense when I refuse to take it. However, I thought some of you might be interested in the etimology of the word, so I provide this [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=6968064) from this month’s American Heritage Magazine. Enjoy!

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### Author: ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/232 "2006-01-06T07:32:47Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> However, I thought some of you might be interested in the etimology of the word, so I provide this [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=6968064) from this month’s American Heritage Magazine. Enjoy!

Funniest link I’ve seen all week. 😉

I don’t care what someone calls me either, but I care how it’s meant, which is how that whole thing works.

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### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/233 "2006-01-06T14:24:08Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Don’t worry about me asshole. I have no fucking desire to spend even one minute inyour fucked up country.

Best news I’ve had all week. One tip, if you ever change your mind, leave your rocks at home.

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> Sure, no problem. I lived in the US and speak English fluently so I have first hand experience of both cultures. What are your qualifications for making a comparison?
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> Will your criticisms be quotes from American media sources or do you actually know anything about Mexico from first hand experience?

Let’s see - numerous summers spent with relations in Mexico, not living in a tourist resort, but in cities and towns. A semester in college spent building homes as a missionary project, a six month stay to care for a cousins kids while we watched her die of cancer. I’ve lived in mexico, I’ve lived here. Here wins. Put it this way, if this country is so fucked up by comparison, why do so many mexicans risk so much to get here?

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### Author: ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/234 "2006-01-06T14:40:27Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> jajajajaja yeah right!

OK, so which one is it?

Was the guy caught and released 11 times, or is this assertion by you

> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> And please explain how law enforcement in the great US of A could arrest someone 11 times for alien smuggling and he is released everytime? Homeland Security is a fucking farce. You cry about the porous border and the threat it is for terrorism and you let someone go 11 times?? What a joke.

just something you pulled from your ass?

You can’t have it both ways. If you are going to use the “11 times caught and released” to say “Homeland Security is a fucking farce. You cry about the porous border and the threat it is for terrorism and you let someone go 11 times?? What a joke” then you have to admit he _was_ caught and released 11 times.

Otherwise, your little Homeland Security point holds no water. Much like every other post you’ve made, but hey. You’re on a roll here.

At the very least you’ll need a better cite. Or a clue.

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### Author: ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/235 "2006-01-06T15:37:34Z")

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> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Best news I’ve had all week. One tip, if you ever change your mind, leave your rocks at home.
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> Let’s see - numerous summers spent with relations in Mexico, not living in a tourist resort, but in cities and towns. A semester in college spent building homes as a missionary project, a six month stay to care for a cousins kids while we watched her die of cancer. I’ve lived in mexico, I’ve lived here. Here wins. Put it this way, if this country is so fucked up by comparison, why do so many mexicans risk so much to get here?

Thanks for the tip but I can cross the border anytime I want and your gestapoesque “Homeland Security” goons can’t do a fucking thing about it.

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### Author: ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/236 "2006-01-06T15:57:03Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Thanks for the tip but I can cross the border anytime I want and your gestapoesque “Homeland Security” goons can’t do a fucking thing about it.

Ooooooooo. Unless you choose to unleash Mexico’s advanced weaponry as your dumbass countryman did. That might change things, now wouldn’t it, tough guy?

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### Author: ![AFAIKnow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@AFAIKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AFAIKnow)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/237 "2006-01-06T16:29:52Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Thanks for the tip but I can cross the border anytime I want and your gestapoesque “Homeland Security” goons can’t do a fucking thing about it.

You really are a moron. Tell us, all powerful one. Is it because you do what we fucking say when you cross theborder? Or is it that you barge through any obstacle on your way daring some gringo to touch your smelly ass?

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### Author: ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/238 "2006-01-06T16:46:51Z")

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> [@AFAIKnow](#):
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> You really are a moron. Tell us, all powerful one. Is it because you do what we fucking say when you cross theborder? Or is it that you barge through any obstacle on your way daring some gringo to touch your smelly ass?

People lets not descend to his level, I think that is all he wants anyway.

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### Author: ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/239 "2006-01-06T17:04:34Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> People lets not descend to his level, I think that is all he wants anyway.

I would hope they’re not representative of your country, Jim but I have my doubts.

Isn’t it funny how they automatically assumed I would be crossing the border illegally? They aren’t prejudiced now are they?

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### Author: ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-now-clothahump/338312/240 "2006-01-06T17:11:58Z")

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> [@CBEscapee](#):
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> Its amazing the lengths some of you are going to to justify some chickenshit border cop using excessive force.

I lived along the border for several years and regularly went across into Mexico. FTR, my impression of the Mexican police is that throwing a rock at one of them would quite likely cost you your life.

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