# Happy Pagan Yuletide Wine Orgy, Everyone! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 25, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168 "2007-12-25T01:18:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/1 "2007-12-25T01:18:23Z")
And a drunken, criminal solstice to all! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/2 "2007-12-25T03:44:19Z")
Hey! Watch it! There’s nothing criminal about a drunken pagan orgy! [sub]as long as everyone is a consenting adult[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/3 "2007-12-25T05:05:54Z")
Woohoo! Mead, fried honeycakes, mistletoe tea, corn dogs (gotta keep with the times, you know?). I’m gonna have a headache in the morning… ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/4 "2007-12-25T05:45:34Z")
I’ll pass on the wine, but everything else I shall partake in 🙂 [guess that means I’m the designated driver ;)] ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/5 "2007-12-25T16:42:29Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Hey! Watch it! There’s nothing criminal about a drunken pagan orgy! [sub]as long as everyone is a consenting adult[/sub] [/QUOTE] …OK, so in some jurisdictions the authorities tend to get a bit uptight about people mating and/or building bonfires and/or sacrificing goats in the public park… so DO rent a venue that’s properly zoned for it… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/6 "2007-12-25T18:30:33Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Hey! Watch it! There’s nothing criminal about a drunken pagan orgy! as long as everyone is a consenting adult I didn’t say there was. Hence the use of “and”. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/7 "2007-12-25T19:05:43Z")
…and a Happy Pagan Yuletide Wine Orgy Day to you all too! Now, if only my husband would GET UP. 🙂 There will be family and turkey and children and wine and stuffing and turkey and chocolate and fun later today. For now, I’m just waiting for him to GET UP! (Never let him open his presents at midnight again… grumble, grumble…) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-pagan-yuletide-wine-orgy-everyone/431168/8 "2007-12-25T20:41:11Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Hey! Watch it! There’s nothing criminal about a drunken pagan orgy! [sub]as long as everyone is a consenting adult[/sub] [/QUOTE] Then you’re doing it wrong.