# Happy Star Wars Day! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2019, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468 "2019-05-04T14:07:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/21 "2019-05-07T14:12:40Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > I’m a May Fourth baby, and I still try to wear my “May The Fourth Be With You” shirt every year. Except this year, I was dressed in my Shabbat clothing on _actual_ May 4, so instead I’m wearing it now for my birthday dinner tonight. I did have the thought on Shabbos “What’s a Jewish Star War fan t do.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2019, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/22 "2019-05-07T22:23:56Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > We were making sandwiches on the boat, yesterday. Someone bumped the table and the Hellmans went over the rail. Disappeared into the murk. Oh, I misread that as “helmsman.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/23 "2019-05-08T18:09:17Z")
Did you ever notice that almost every line from _Star Wars_ can be made better if you include the word “pants”? I find your lack of pants disturbing. You are unwise to lower your pants. Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough We have no choice, our pants can’t repel firepower of that magnitude. Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph? I’d just as soon pants a Wookiee! Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad… on … the outside…! You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought. Your pants, you will not need them These aren’t the pants you’re looking for They’re on Dantooine. Your pants are on Dantooine Will someone get these big walking pants out of my way? I’ll just put these pants on Chewbacca… _ROAAARRR!_…Uh, I mean _you_ put the pants on Chewbacca. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2019, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/24 "2019-05-08T23:09:53Z")
Help me, pants, you’re my only hope. ---
**Author:** ![Aquadementia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aquadementia/32/555_2.png) [@Aquadementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aquadementia)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/25 "2019-05-15T00:39:47Z")
Happy! May the fourteenth. Be _with_ you. I wish I knew about this pun when I was ten years old. I would have made it(ten days ago) the most important hollliday of the year. I’d dress like a Jedi, drink nerf juice and eat ewok burgers. Every day. But then what would happen when I got around to reading the Hobbit? Hobbits can’t be Jedi. Puppets can, but there has never been a Hobbit Jedi. I hope I’m not up all night thinking about this. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2019, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468/26 "2019-05-15T02:13:21Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Bootiful day in the PNW and supposed to get into the upper 80s by Thursday. Too hot for this old Alaskan. But for now, it’s just gorgeous. Peonies are blooming and the roses are coming. Plus, I’m back to wearing shorts; always a pleasure to shed the winter clothing. So _that’s_ where my post went. Could have sworn I was in the MMP thread. :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-star-wars-day/833468.md?page=1)