# Happy Straight Dope Anniversary To Me (and Who Else?)!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623 "2000-03-11T06:10:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/1 "2000-03-11T06:10:00Z")

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As it is now March 11 (at least in Straight Dope time), today is the one-year anniversary of my registration as a member on this board. I’m not sure if that was the first or the second day that it was open to public registration. (It’s also Eldest Son’s 15th birthday, so I’ll always remember it ;).)

Happy Anniversary to me!

-Melin

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**Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)**

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/2 "2000-03-11T06:14:00Z")

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Geez… It seems like an awful lot has happened in the inaugural year of the UBB version of the SDMB.

Thanks to all of the posters, new and old, who make this board the home it has come to be!

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Sue from El Paso

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/3 "2000-03-11T06:30:00Z")

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Thanks for reminding me, Melin! My anniversary is Monday.

So, do we get free T-shirts or something?

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_Now with 1000 posts of pure wisdom!_  
(or something)

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/4 "2000-03-11T06:40:00Z")

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Yeah, happy anniversary! I don’t know when mine is, but it’s around here somewhere. My REAL SD anniversary is in October, though. This October it’ll be three years since I quite accidentally stumbled onto the old MB.

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~Harborina

“Don’t Do It.”

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/5 "2000-03-11T06:46:00Z")

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Kyla, it’s in your profile, it’s March 14.

-Melin

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**Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)**

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/6 "2000-03-11T09:53:00Z")

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Mine’s next month. Sigh. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. And what in the hell am I gonna do with a pink tafetta dress?

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Voted **Best Sport**  
And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master**

Forward deployed until 18AUG00

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/7 "2000-03-11T10:05:00Z")

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Okay, I’m smart. Happy anniversary to me, next Tuesday!

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~Harborina

“Don’t Do It.”

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/8 "2000-03-11T13:48:00Z")

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Happy anniversary, Mel! I’ll be along in a three weeks.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/9 "2000-03-11T15:05:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> And what in the hell am I gonna do with a pink tafetta dress?

\< snicker \> Wear it for Navy inspections, of course!

## Happy Anniversary to SDMB Vets!

You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/10 "2000-03-11T16:11:00Z")

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Happy Anniversary to you all! Thanks for making my time here a bit more amusing, and for all the smiles.

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/11 "2000-03-12T05:31:00Z")

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March 12 for me.

## I am not sure what my original SD anniversary is back in the AOL days, but it feels like forever.

You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/12 "2000-03-12T05:32:00Z")

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Hey! I just noticed, I’m just minutes away. Shouldn’t we be partying or something?

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You turn me on. But maybe it’s because I just spent 20 years in the jungle, getting it on with anything I could attract with a piece of fruit.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/13 "2000-03-12T05:57:00Z")

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## My anniversary on this web-based board is Monday, March 13. But I was reading The Straight Dope on AOL for at least a couple of years before that.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-straight-dope-anniversary-to-me-and-who-else/14623/14 "2000-03-12T09:41:00Z")

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That’s my anniversary, too, Shadowfox! And I was reading the AOL board since December of '96!

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I guess I’m just better off living with my inner tensions.  
—Snoopy
