# Happy Thanksgiving \*\*\*holes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751 "2000-11-18T17:30:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/1 "2000-11-18T17:30:07Z")
To all the pitizens from me aha; Happy Thanksgiving you asshole bastards. And to all the non-US citizens; Up yours and have a great week anyway! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/2 "2000-11-18T17:40:12Z")
And a happy Festivus to you. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/3 "2000-11-18T17:41:40Z")
Well, same to you, cocksucker! And I hope you have a Merry Christmas too, you pathetic hump! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/4 "2000-11-18T17:48:32Z")
How far can you cram a turkey leg up YOUR ass, butt munch? šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/5 "2000-11-18T17:49:44Z")
fucking smilies šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/6 "2000-11-18T19:47:07Z")
aha, you are not worthy to suck cock or pussy. And dopers, donā€™t waste your turkey legs by putting it up ahaā€™s anus either; you may never get it back. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/7 "2000-11-18T20:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Well, same to you, cocksucker! > > And I hope you have a Merry Christmas too, you pathetic hump! \*\* I take exception to the cocksucker part. The pathetic hump part? You _may_ just be on to something there. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/8 "2000-11-18T20:04:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by capacitor \* > \*\*And dopers, donā€™t waste your turkey legs by putting it up ahaā€™s anus either; you may never get it back. \*\* And why exactly would you want it back? ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/9 "2000-11-18T20:08:33Z")
::flicks away sentimental tear:: _Awwwwww_, if that greeting doesnā€™t spread thanksgiving and goodwill among persons, what would? I am sincerely thankful for so many things, not the least the cranky, perverse, bright Dopers Iā€™ve met here. But that doesnā€™t mean I canā€™t wish \*_aha_ charred, dry turkey (with the giblet sack baked inside), gloppy sweet potatoes and flat Champagne. Just keeping the spirit of the OP, Veb ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/10 "2000-11-18T20:22:49Z")
Damn VEB that was masterful. But I know you are just kidding about the flat champange part cause that is just plain mean. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/11 "2000-11-18T21:39:50Z")
And hereā€™s a hearty ā€œUP YOURā€™Sā€ right back. [sub]I donā€™t know about these Americans, they count slow (see election) and have Thanksgiving lateā€¦there must be some inbreeding going onā€¦ at least in Ahaā€™s familyā€¦[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/12 "2000-11-19T05:19:45Z")
And may your obnoxious, alcoholic uncle be too drunk to show up. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/13 "2000-11-19T08:28:32Z")
Bah, go pluck a turkey! [sub]NO! thatā€™s not it![/sub] \ Go phuck a turkey! [sub]_THERE we go!_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/14 "2000-11-19T22:34:11Z")
Happy Thanksgiving to you also, my best buddy. I hope after this thread that you live to see many more. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/15 "2000-11-19T22:39:43Z")
::flips **aha** the bird:: ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/16 "2000-11-19T23:27:07Z")
\*\* Happy Thanksgiving Baby! \*\* for my friend ultress. ---
**Author:** ![RonA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@RonA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonA)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/17 "2000-11-20T19:39:11Z")
Go stuff a turkey. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/18 "2000-11-20T19:42:54Z")
Same to you, pigfucker:) May there be special white sauce in your turkey, and may you enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![RonA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@RonA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonA)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/19 "2000-11-20T19:57:30Z")
[homer] mmmm, white sauce [/homer] ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/20 "2000-11-20T22:54:21Z")
Not knowing that I qualify as a pitizen, but wishing to contribute to this good thread, I wish you joy of whichever Twilight Zone/Three Stooges/Star Trek/MST3K marathon you choose to watch in the back bedroom away from all your relatives. PS: MST3K for me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751.md?page=2)