# Happy Thanksgiving \*\*\*holes! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 18, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751 "2000-11-18T17:30:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/21 "2000-11-20T23:14:58Z")
Three Stooges eh?? whup whup whup why you I oughta…givin puglver a double eye gouge! ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/22 "2000-11-21T02:09:40Z")
> [@](#): > > And dopers, don’t waste your turkey legs by putting it up aha’s anus either; you may never get it back. Nah…give it to iampunha…according to the TMI thread he has the skills of hiding things up there pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/23 "2000-11-21T02:10:51Z")
Oh yeah…Happy Thanksgiving, guys! :^) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/24 "2000-11-21T14:10:54Z")
May you all find “It’s A Wonderful Life” on every channel, all day long, from now to the new year! Golly, that was kinda harsh… In the spirit of the season, I’m very thankful… that none of you know where I live… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/25 "2000-11-22T05:00:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\* > Golly, that was kinda harsh… In the spirit of the season, I’m very thankful… that none of you know where I live… > > 😃 \*\* How do YOU know? Bwahahahahahaha \>:^) _jumps on her tricycle armed with rocks and frozen turkeys_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/26 "2000-11-22T22:21:30Z")
I have to **work** Thanksgiving. Happy Turkeyday to you, too. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/27 "2000-11-23T18:10:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thea Logica \* > \*\*I have to **work** Thanksgiving. > > Happy Turkeyday to you, too. \*\* I gotta work too, but I volunteered. Double time makes things so attractive. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/28 "2000-11-23T20:11:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*How far can you cram a turkey leg up YOUR ass, butt munch? 😛 \*\* I don’t know the answer to that, but MrC can tell you how far you can stick a chicken wing up your nose. Have a happy (late) Thanksgiving, you yanks 😉 Keith ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/29 "2000-11-23T20:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by msrobyn \* > \*\*I gotta work too, but I volunteered. Double time makes things so attractive. > > Robin \*\* I get double time, plus holiday pay. I can make the house note with just one day’s work. Eat my pay stub, suckers. 😉 Happy Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving-holes/41751/30 "2000-11-24T03:52:33Z")
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