# Happy Thanksgiving **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 22, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836 "2012-11-22T14:34:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/1 "2012-11-22T14:34:24Z")
To all the SDMB guys and chicks. I love all of you. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/2 "2012-11-22T15:02:23Z")
Let’s move this to MPSIMS from ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/3 "2012-11-22T15:08:29Z")
Gobble Gobble to everyone out there! I loves you guys! ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/4 "2012-11-22T15:27:54Z")
\ \ \ is that turkey and sweet potatoes I smell in the oven? Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/5 "2012-11-22T15:42:06Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > To all the SDMB guys and chicks. I love all of you. Hmm, you have pretty good stamina for such an old guy. 😃 Happy Thanksgiving to all the US Dopers (even if it is a month late 🙂 )! ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/6 "2012-11-22T15:46:24Z")
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/7 "2012-11-22T15:47:31Z")
Happy Thanksgiving to all the US Dopers and happy Thursday to all other Dopers ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/8 "2012-11-22T15:52:19Z")
GOBBLE! GOBBLE! GOBBLE! Happy Thanksgiving to all my Amurrkin Doper Friends! ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/9 "2012-11-22T16:58:59Z")
Gobble gobble I’m thankful for having this place to play and all the friends I have made here. Could I have some more pie please? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/10 "2012-11-22T17:09:18Z")
Happy thanksgiving, neighbours. When you’re at the in-laws, don’t mention the election! ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/11 "2012-11-22T17:40:57Z")
**Leaffan** , that is good advice! Happy Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/12 "2012-11-22T17:53:20Z")
I hope all my Doper friends have a happy day, whether you celebrate Thanksgiving or not! Love you all! ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/13 "2012-11-22T17:55:34Z")
Happy Thanksgiving! I’m thankful for the supportive, yet slightly insane (and occasionally totally twisted) community I belong to here at the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/14 "2012-11-22T20:42:22Z")
So, What are you giving thanks for this year? I’m thankful that our financial problems are slowly getting better. And, as always, I’m thankful for my wonderful, thoughtful, caring husband. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/15 "2012-11-22T21:16:10Z")
Happy Thanksgiving, Everyone! ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/16 "2012-11-22T22:18:11Z")
I hope everyone has had a wonderful day. Happy Thanksgiving! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/17 "2012-11-22T23:25:11Z")
\ Just back from an awesome steak dinner at my brother’s place. We pulled into his driveway to find Tank, the family turkey, standing in the way. He stood there staring at us for a second, and then turn and ran off as fast as he could, as if he had just realized “Oh shit! Was that _today_?!?” Happy Thanksgiving, all! ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/18 "2012-11-23T00:44:50Z")
I hope all of you have had a great day. Mine’s been pretty OK, except for bad news about a favorite TV show. OTOH, if that’s my biggest problem, I’m doing pretty well. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/19 "2012-11-23T00:46:13Z")
An old guy called his son and said “Your mother and I are getting a divorce. We just can’t stand each other anymore.” The son freaks and says “You can’t! You’ve been married for forty two years!” The dad says “There’s nothing else to do about it. We can’t even stand to look at each other.” “Let me call Sis” the son says. “We can work this out.” Sis squawks “We can’t let them do this! I’ll call.” She calls home and says “Don’t do a thing till we get there. We’re both hopping planes and will be there tomorrow!” The old man hangs up the phone and says to his wife “They’ll be here for Thanksgiving. And they’re paying their own way.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836/20 "2012-11-23T02:08:48Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > \ > > Just back from an awesome steak dinner at my brother’s place. We pulled into his driveway to find Tank, the family turkey, standing in the way. He stood there staring at us for a second, and then turn and ran off as fast as he could, as if he had just realized “Oh shit! Was that _today_?!?” > > Happy Thanksgiving, all! Of course you have a family turkey. Why wouldn’t you? 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thanksgiving/641836.md?page=2)