# Happy Thoughts for moi and that\_darn\_cat, please.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038 "2003-12-09T23:41:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/21 "2003-12-11T19:26:05Z")

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Bonus points to **Ginger**. Not only did she start this sweet thread, but her last post made me actually giggle.

**JC** , no, I’m not. Until last night I didn’t realize there was actually such a number of collectors. In my innocence, I thought it was only 7-year-olds and me using those machines…

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/22 "2003-12-11T20:27:17Z")

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You should ask to see my collection next time you come up here. I’ve got hundreds.

Really.

And how’s that for a come on?

“Hey, baby. Wanna come up to my pad and see my squished pennies?”

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/23 "2003-12-11T22:40:09Z")

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I’ll bet that’s the line you used on Lady Chance.

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/24 "2003-12-12T01:37:51Z")

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Hi all,

So, thanks for all the support, you guys are great. I’m doing well and things could be a lot worse. Staying here at work is really not too bad, it’s set up to be a residence so I’m pretty comforatable. And the commute is a snap!

Thanks **Ginger** for the offer of crash space, but really I’m fine. Our freind in Hampden will put me up this weekend, so I’m good there.

Really, though it sucks a lot, we could be a lot worse off.

Ironically, for those of you who don’t know, I work for Chesapeake Habitat for Humanity, an organization dedicated to eliminating substandard housing, and here I am, homeless.

Cheers,

**tdc**

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/25 "2003-12-12T05:38:47Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \*  
> \*\*And how’s that for a come on?
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> “Hey, baby. Wanna come up to my pad and see my squished pennies?” \*\*

Hey, y’know, with my husband homeless and a hundred miles away, that is the best offer I’ve gotten all week.

\*looks to bottom of thread and sees **tdc** ’s post

smiles bashfully at hubby\* Oh. Um. Hi, hon.

How YOU doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2003, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/26 "2003-12-12T06:13:23Z")

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Hugs to **moi** and my alter cat brother **that\_darn\_cat**.

Glad you’re both well, despite some soot.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/27 "2003-12-13T01:33:23Z")

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Danke, **danceswithcats**. We have, of course, a new appreciation for your firefighter brethren. Nice lot. They saved most of my worldly goods and my home.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/28 "2003-12-13T01:53:13Z")

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Damn! I was so close!

Tell you what…TDC likes construction. While I’m…um…showing you my pennies…he can fix up the guest house.

Yeah…that’s it. That’s…_perfect_.

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/29 "2003-12-13T22:22:54Z")

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**Update, just to give you a 🙂**  
So, **tdc** and I had figured on not seeing each other again until a few days before Christmas, which we’re scheduled to spend with my family.

With everything else going on, this just seemed unavoidable, though it certainly was the source of much sadness. I felt like this was something we could soldier through with our powers combined…but being apart has certainly made it rougher.

However, I just got a call from my **cat** , informing me that he and one of his co-workers are on their way to NJ. Guess B’more wasn’t amusing them this weekend? Don’t really know…all I know is that I’m going to have my husband back for the next two days. An unexpected, wonderful gift that’s got my heart a-thumpin’.

[sub]_aside_ Hey, **JC** , he heads back on Monday. That gives you a few more days to work on those pick-up lines, eh?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/30 "2003-12-13T22:57:13Z")

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EH?

You said eh?

Am I rubbing off on you?

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/31 "2003-12-14T00:23:56Z")

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Stop rubbin’ up against me, lady. I told ya, my husband’s comin’ home! 😉

Plus, it’s rude. The line forms behind **Mr. Chance** , afterall.

—moi  
[sup]Turning tragedies into opportunities of shameless flirting since…well, yesterday’s post, I suppose.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/32 "2003-12-14T00:52:10Z")

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_pads up to the door, peers out window  
pads upstairs, looks out window  
sits on couch, bounces leg up and down  
pads to door…repeat…_  
T-minus ten minutes and [sub]YOU BETCHA[/sub] counting…

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/33 "2003-12-14T01:52:05Z")

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That’s it. If you weren’t in flagrante delicto with a cat right now, there would be some serious Canadian lessons.

I’ll bet you don’t even know what a touque is. Hoser.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-thoughts-for-moi-and-that_darn_cat-please/218038/34 "2003-12-14T04:23:21Z")

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and a beer in a tree. Take off!

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