# Happy Valentines Day Ladies! How did you get your freak on? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158 "2016-02-14T23:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jerry\_smissingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@jerry\_smissingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerry_smissingfinger)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2016, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/1 "2016-02-14T23:34:40Z")
Got plans to go out and be a pretend couple with my friend. I showed up at her apartment and she has her friend over drinking wine, so we go outside have a snowball fight and build a huge ass snowman together. During the building of this mammoth snowman this girl tells me if I play my cards right tonight I may get a threesome with them. Apparently it was suppose to be a a surprise, now I feel pressure and we have not even gone out yet. Why can’t we just get our freak on and then go out? Please God don’t let me fuck this up. ---
**Author:** ![jerry\_smissingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e56c9b/32.png) [@jerry\_smissingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerry_smissingfinger)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/2 "2016-02-14T23:49:01Z")
OOPS, Meant to put this in MPSIMS forum. Damn it man ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/3 "2016-02-15T00:18:19Z")
> [@jerry\_smissingfinger](#): > > Please God don’t let me fuck this up. Pausing halfway through to post on the SDMB is a good start. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/4 "2016-02-15T00:20:35Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Pausing halfway through to post on the SDMB is a good start. Well, I took a break from my supermodel harem to read the thread, so I tend to sympathize. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/5 "2016-02-15T01:24:23Z")
Moved ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/6 "2016-02-16T15:13:46Z")
I spent my weekend playing Fallout 4, which we finally bought, and set aside this very weekend to play until my eyes bleed. It was awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/7 "2016-02-16T15:28:02Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Pausing halfway through to post on the SDMB is a good start. Apparently he has to play cards too. Poker or Magic:The Gathering? Inquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/8 "2016-02-16T20:54:00Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Apparently he has to play cards too. Poker or Magic:The Gathering? Inquiring minds want to know. Three Card Mountie, he hopes ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/9 "2016-02-16T20:57:35Z")
And if he _didn’t_ play his cards right, solitaire. Regards, Shodan, who took his wife out to lunch and a movie for Valentine’s Day, and it was about as much excitement as we could handle ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/10 "2016-02-16T21:37:24Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Apparently he has to play cards too. Poker or Magic:The Gathering? Inquiring minds want to know. Poker. They know a fish when they see one. ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/11 "2016-02-17T08:36:41Z")
I took the Princess to the orthodontist. Afterward we went to the nearby Chinese buffet. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/12 "2016-02-17T08:39:20Z")
So how was the threesome? ---
**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/13 "2016-02-17T19:50:37Z")
I hope Jerry didn’t wake up on Monday in a bathtub of ice and missing a kidney!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-day-ladies-how-did-you-get-your-freak-on/746158/14 "2016-02-17T19:56:25Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > So how was the threesome? Adjourned due to lack of quorum.