# Happy Valentine's Dope ! ! ! ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451 "2006-02-14T15:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/21 "2006-02-14T21:28:12Z")
If this turns out anything at all like the impromptu party for **Quicksilver** (?)you instigated…I mean started, then I better stick my bail money in the back of my wallet here, and grab a seat at the bar. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/22 "2006-02-14T21:46:17Z")
::Peeks in at party:: Better get in there and hug everyone before they start puking. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/23 "2006-02-14T22:17:27Z")
PARTY! WHOO! :: grabs a mimosa :: 😃 Any single ladies this year can and should join me in the Single but Having Fun section of the party, well away from those wet blankets. :: dances :: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/24 "2006-02-14T23:50:50Z")
**Inigo** , you old tooth-smoocher, you. I assume that brown mountain in the corner is made of chocolate? (We’ll just keep **Happy** away from it, so he doesn’t have flashbacks.) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/25 "2006-02-14T23:55:31Z")
I’ll join the party, 'specially since I haven’t been around much. As usual, I bring stuff for us non-beer drinkers - got some honey mead, some orange muscat, and let’s see here. _rummages around in sack_ Looks like a whole tray of chocolate-covered strawberries! No, make that three trays - dark, milk, and white chocolate. _sneaks away with the white chocolate-covered ones_ Anybody wants these, they gotta go through _me_! Happy Valentine’s day, all! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/26 "2006-02-15T00:01:12Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > [Right back atcha!](http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-10-06-starwars/harrybozack.jpg) > > This one made my day, really. I was keen after [this](http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-10-06-starwars/Android-Thumper.jpg) one, myself. AFG, your Temple of Doom one is freakin’ _awesome_. Happy V day Dopers! (sez she who’s home alone until 10 'cause _someone_ wouldn’t cut contracts class :p) ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/27 "2006-02-15T00:01:32Z")
> [@Spatial Rift 47](#): > > Any single ladies this year can and should join me in the Single but Having Fun section of the party, well away from those wet blankets. :: dances :: Why not? Sounds like fun. 🙂 ::dances over to the happy singles section:: ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/28 "2006-02-15T00:02:10Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > [Right back atcha!](http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/02-10-06-starwars/harrybozack.jpg) > > This one made my day, really. Haha! Yeah, those Star Wars ones are great too. My fave: “You are the small thermal exhaust port…right below my main port.” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/29 "2006-02-15T00:24:40Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ll join the party, 'specially since I haven’t been around much. As usual, I bring stuff for us non-beer drinkers - got some honey mead, some orange muscat, and let’s see here. _rummages around in sack_ Looks like a whole tray of chocolate-covered strawberries! No, make that three trays - dark, milk, and white chocolate. > > _sneaks away with the white chocolate-covered ones_ > > Anybody wants these, they gotta go through _me_! > > Happy Valentine’s day, all! Oooh, more milk chocolate ones for me. 😃 Good God, I’m glad I made it–I’ve been up on my feet all day, wouldn’t you believe? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/30 "2006-02-15T01:10:29Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I’ll join the party, 'specially since I haven’t been around much. As usual, I bring stuff for us non-beer drinkers - got some honey mead, some orange muscat, and let’s see here. _rummages around in sack_ Looks like a whole tray of chocolate-covered strawberries! No, make that three trays - dark, milk, and white chocolate. > > _sneaks away with the white chocolate-covered ones_ > > Anybody wants these, they gotta go through _me_! > Happy Valentine’s day, all! You know, the best chocolates are the ones filled with some kinda fancy-schmancy liqueur. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/31 "2006-02-15T04:33:32Z")
::grabs dark chocolate covered strawberries:: Happy Valentines Day!! My hockey team, which is currently in 3rd place, beat the 1st place team 5-3 tonight. Go Snakes! Now I can drink and flirt!! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/32 "2006-02-15T12:23:38Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Say, these [google-ads](http://www.octabong.com/?gclid=CJm5kq25mIMCFRmdGgod0T_MKA) aren’t all bad! **Quicksilver**! Bring in the Octabong!!! Am I late?.. I’m late, aren’t I?! Shit… I don’t suppose there’s anything left in those kegs… Dammit!!! Happy belated all! You too **Inigo**!!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/33 "2006-02-15T14:58:44Z")
Wrashha bushhgy thrrrrggg.g.g.g…gh…ghh… - snore \* ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/34 "2006-02-15T15:14:27Z")
I’m late, too, QuickSilver. What say we run out and bring these folks some coffee and danish for when they wake up? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/35 "2006-02-15T15:46:28Z")
Bwuh? Mnngh… gold thread pajamas… bodybuilders… cheerleaders… roundabouts… snow… wow, what a weird dream. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/36 "2006-02-15T17:30:56Z")
And where the hell did the traffic cones come from? This must have been one hell of a party. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/37 "2006-02-15T17:42:00Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > You know, the best chocolates are the ones filled with some kinda fancy-schmancy liqueur. > > Just sayin’ Indeed - Grand Marnier. I’ll take any of those dark chocolate covered strawberries that didn’t get eaten last night, if I might. Nice to see ya, **Anaamika**! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/38 "2006-02-15T18:12:30Z")
_at the door_ No, really, Officer, there _is_ a logical explanation for all of this… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/39 "2006-02-15T18:31:04Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _at the door_ No, really, Officer, there _is_ a logical explanation for all of this… :: sits up :: It’s the giraffe! :: falls back on the couch :: ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/40 "2006-02-15T19:04:49Z")
I’m back with the coffee - who ordered the triple decaf cinnamon latte? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451.md?page=3)