# Happy Valentine's Dope ! ! ! ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451 "2006-02-14T15:33:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/41 "2006-02-15T19:47:19Z")
Decaf? You think people in our condition want _decaf_??? But I’ll take it, if nobody else does … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/42 "2006-02-15T19:57:50Z")
Decaf is crap! Send it back! **Spats** , what \*are \* you wearing on your head? Is that someone’s underwear? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/43 "2006-02-15T20:12:31Z")
::handing out coffee, mostly high test, nudges **Inigo Montoya** with foot:: Wakey wakey! It’s April 14th. Time to do those taxes. ::evil snicker snicker:: ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/44 "2006-02-15T20:20:43Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > **Spats** , what \*are \* you wearing on your head? Is that someone’s underwear? Uhh … :: snatches object off head :: … Um, it’s the new style in hats? Yeah, that’s the ticket. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/45 "2006-02-15T20:26:36Z")
Has anybody seen my underwear? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/46 "2006-02-15T20:42:02Z")
\*\*Draelin \*\* and \*\*Spats \*\* Sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love, then comes marriage, then come pictures on the Doper website! _snicker_ ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/47 "2006-02-15T20:44:31Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > then come pictures on the Doper website! Well, duh … I mean, uh, gasp! How dare you! :o 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/48 "2006-02-15T20:46:07Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > \*\*Draelin \*\* and \*\*Spats \*\* > Sitting in a tree > K-I-S-S-I-N-G > First comes love, > then comes marriage, > then come pictures on the Doper website! > > _snicker_ You _know_ we’re going to get you for that … right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/49 "2006-02-15T20:50:32Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Has anybody seen my underwear? It’s on your head. Why is the crotch stained blue? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/50 "2006-02-15T20:50:35Z")
It’s worth it, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/51 "2006-02-15T21:19:17Z")
…no, really, they’re not drunk–no, sir, they’re not crazy, either–sir, they’re Dopers. Yes, I know that explains it… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/52 "2006-02-15T21:33:48Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > …no, really, they’re not drunk–no, sir, they’re not crazy, either–sir, they’re Dopers. Now they think we smoke “the pot!” I don’t do that. Nuh-uh. Not me. Never ever ever. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/53 "2006-02-15T21:34:12Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > …no, really, they’re not drunk–no, sir, they’re not crazy, either–sir, they’re Dopers. > > Yes, I know that explains it… You take that back! I am _too_ crazy! Waitaminnit… ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/54 "2006-02-15T21:45:40Z")
I didn’t inhale! Yeah, that’s the ticket! Why is there goat hair on my sweater? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/55 "2006-02-15T21:55:19Z")
someone help me wake \*\*Inigo \*\* - he’s been asleep way too long ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451/56 "2006-02-15T22:54:32Z")
- argh \* OK. Who here is ready for a bonfire? Get that goat! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-valentines-dope/344451.md?page=2)