# Happy Year of the Dragon!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 6, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478 "2000-02-06T17:20:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/1 "2000-02-06T17:20:00Z")

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Ok so I am a day late… but I still wanted to say it anyway.

I am curious as to what everyone’s animal sign is.  
[http://cat.nyu.edu/liaos/calendar.html](http://cat.nyu.edu/liaos/calendar.html)

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/2 "2000-02-06T17:38:00Z")

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Fire Tiger

Also Taurus with a Gemini moon & Aries rising

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…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/3 "2000-02-06T17:44:00Z")

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And the descriptions here: [http://lukerussell.homepage.com/](http://lukerussell.homepage.com/) tell me to “Stop going around being so heartbreakingly attractive.” Can’t argue with that 🙂

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**Author:** ![suiyobi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e8cbc/32.png) [@suiyobi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suiyobi)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/4 "2000-02-06T19:15:00Z")

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fire horse-- already knew that, but was curious abt. descriptions: one thing we horse people always remember from our chinese restaurant placemats is that we’re good-looking-- i found this “fact” lacking in the description link-- must have been an oversight (sigh). i’m also familiar with a legend that horse daughters were considered unlucky marriage partners (leading to a man’s untimely death), so their parents would lie about these daughters’ birth dates. some traditional couples to this day plan pregnancy to avoid birth during the horse years.

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the hog squeal of the universe is coming from my modem!

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/5 "2000-02-07T00:56:00Z")

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Fire Dragon

Eh, always knew I was _hot_. ^\_\_~

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_Eschew Obfuscation_

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/6 "2000-02-07T01:04:00Z")

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Fire Goat.

That ought to strike fear in anybody’s heart.

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Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/7 "2000-02-07T01:41:00Z")

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Wood Rabbit.

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“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”

- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/8 "2000-02-07T01:44:00Z")

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Fire Dragon. (Cool!)

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It is an heretic that makes the fire,  
Not she which burns in it.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/9 "2000-02-07T01:46:00Z")

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Wood dragon

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Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/10 "2000-02-07T02:00:00Z")

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## A Metal Dog…Somehow this is not the image I want you all to think when you think of me…

Shadowfox

_“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,  
Self-Righteous Clique_

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/11 "2000-02-07T03:11:00Z")

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I’m an Earth Horse. I never knew about this fire/water/earth thing before. I’ve known I was a horse forever, though.

I’m also a Leo under the Sun, which I think is a cooler sign.

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~Harborina

“This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechauns.”

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/12 "2000-02-07T03:21:00Z")

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a metal monkey.

yahoo.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/13 "2000-02-07T03:59:00Z")

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Metal dog.

I’ve known I’m a dog for quite some time, but what’s the fire-earth-wood-metal-etc. thing? I didn’t find anything explaining if that meant anything.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

“I’m a god. I’m not _the_ God–I don’t think.” --P.C.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/14 "2000-02-07T04:40:00Z")

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I seem to be a Water Tiger. I have no idea how actual tigers feel about water, though.

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2000, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-year-of-the-dragon/13478/15 "2000-02-07T04:51:00Z")

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Fire Dragon  
Cancer w/ Scorpio rising

I guess that means I’m moody and selfish and hungry for pretty princesses.

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“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
