# HAPPY YESTERDAY BIRTHDAY ESPRIX

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259 "2000-10-09T14:38:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/1 "2000-10-09T14:38:57Z")

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Hey! Everyone! We Forgot it was Esprix’s birthday!  
Lemme go to the store and get some chocolate cheesecake and candles(the small ones;)  
Lets all sing NOW!!!

oh, happy birthday young man!

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**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/2 "2000-10-09T16:30:51Z")

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Happy Birthday, my friend!!!

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/3 "2000-10-09T16:35:25Z")

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Happy Birthday Esprix ! I didn’t know honest I didn’t. I’m sorry.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/4 "2000-10-09T16:38:00Z")

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Happy belated birthday.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/5 "2000-10-09T16:40:03Z")

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Happy Birthday to you,  
You should live in a zoo  
You look like a monkey  
And you smell like one too - P.U. - Boop-boop-be-do!

😃

Seriously, happy birthday. I hope everything is going better for you - move to San Diego, Dr. Boyfriend, temping - and I hope you had a fun day surrounded by friends!

xoxoxoxoxo,  
Magdalene

P.S. You DO rock.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/6 "2000-10-09T16:43:26Z")

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Oh, sure, now I get a party.

Harumph.

Double harumph.

And not even a **matt\_mcl** anywhere in sight.

Triple harumph.

Esprix, a harumph-y old man

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/7 "2000-10-09T17:25:57Z")

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He’s getting curmudgeony in his old age, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/8 "2000-10-09T17:59:43Z")

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Happy belated, **Esprix**!

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/9 "2000-10-09T20:13:59Z")

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The big 3-0 for Esprix?

Heck, that just makes ME feel old!

Many happy returns!

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/10 "2000-10-09T20:18:55Z")

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Happy birthday Esprix! Other than the board forgetting you, did you have a good day?

🙂

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/11 "2000-10-09T20:23:41Z")

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Hey, Esprix, 'twas my b-day yesterday, too! Does that make us special in some way? Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/12 "2000-10-09T20:59:40Z")

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Esprix, Happy Birthday to you!  
We’ll have music and fine dining too.  
And from out of the middle  
of the cake jumps matt\_mcl.  
We hope you enjoy the view!

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LaurAnge we’re so glad you could come.  
We’ll announce it with kazoo and drum:  
“It’s a double celebration  
Sing, dance, take libation!”  
(Amd if you don’t know the words, you can hum.)

Happy Birthday LaurAnge and Esprix!  
You belong at the SDMB  
where ignorance is fought  
and knowledge is sought  
and the wit and the humor flow freely.

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**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/13 "2000-10-09T21:44:08Z")

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happy unbirthday today, as well!

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/14 "2000-10-09T21:45:17Z")

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**Esprix** said:

> [@](#):
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> And not even a **matt\_mcl** anywhere in sight.

Always nice to know we’re a disappointment. Happy birthday anyway.

And happy birthday to **LaurAnge** as well.

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/15 "2000-10-09T22:07:55Z")

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Happy birthday, Exprix and LaurAnge. I am doing the customary virtual-birthday cabbage patch.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/16 "2000-10-10T00:41:25Z")

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_matt sprints across the border from Esperanto weekend in Vermont, tosses confetti_

Happy birthday, snugglebunny!  
Bonne fête, mon ptit chouchou!  
Felichan naskightagon, dolchuleto!

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/17 "2000-10-10T01:36:07Z")

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Happy Birthday, Esprix and LaurAnge-

Hope you both had a wonderful day!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/18 "2000-10-10T01:56:39Z")

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Happy birthday mate. Belated or not I hope the day was a good one and only a hint of what’s to come.

If we’d had advance notice we could’ve warpped matt\_mcl and everything…

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-yesterday-birthday-esprix/36259/19 "2000-10-10T02:36:46Z")

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Yet another person with a birthday withing this week. This is getting really weird. Oh well, happy birthday Esprix!
