# Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Questions about Our Zombie Lord

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-zombie-jesus-day-questions-about-our-zombie-lord/442465>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-zombie-jesus-day-questions-about-our-zombie-lord/442465 "2008-03-23T21:32:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-zombie-jesus-day-questions-about-our-zombie-lord/442465/81 "2008-03-26T09:50:03Z")

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[QUOTE=DocCathode]  
As a Jew, I demand an equally blasphemous thread mocking my religion.

I expect one by Passover.  
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It’s just so tricky to think of anything. The whole “Jews kill Christian babies and smear their blood on their door posts” angle is just so _done_, you know?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-zombie-jesus-day-questions-about-our-zombie-lord/442465/82 "2008-03-26T10:26:38Z")

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Zombie, or not, Jesus seems to be into the kinky stuff.

[Jesus brand bondage gear (SFW)](http://flickr.com/photos/jmrocher2001/2361135394/)

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-zombie-jesus-day-questions-about-our-zombie-lord/442465/83 "2008-03-26T14:32:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
All I remember from the Easter story was that Jesus died, he rose from the dead three days later, saw his shadow-which meant that we would be getting 2000 more years of war.  
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Did you just inspire [today’s Sinfest?](http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2759)

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