# Hapyy Birthday Slinky!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 15, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134 "2005-08-15T20:04:30Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/1 "2005-08-15T20:04:30Z")

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[60 years old!](http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/living/12341129.html)  
One of the best toys ever made even though I could never really get it to walk down the stairs.

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/2 "2005-08-15T20:08:30Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> …even though I could never really get it to walk down the stairs.

Well, ya know…at that age…

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### Author: ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/3 "2005-08-15T20:56:07Z")

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“Behold Gravity, in all its glory!”

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### Author: ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/4 "2005-08-15T21:29:23Z")

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This reminds me of a little saying a heard recently:

“Some people are like slinkys… not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.” 🙂

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### Author: ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)
#### Post date: [August 15, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/5 "2005-08-15T22:45:00Z")

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My brother and I used to get our slinky to walk down the attic stairs all the time. Until mom got tired of tripping over it anyway.

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### Author: ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/6 "2005-08-16T02:11:53Z")

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> “It’s the same reason people like Paris Hilton,” said Dan Bova, deputy editor for Stuff magazine, which tracks cutting-edge gear and devices. “People like brainless things that move funny.”

Bwahahah!

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### Author: ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/7 "2005-08-16T13:21:31Z")

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We only had _half_ a Slinky…I straightened it.

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### Author: ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/8 "2005-08-16T13:23:15Z")

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I have a gay pride Slinky. I doubt it was manufactured to be a gay pride Slinky, but now it is one, dammit.

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### Author: ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [August 16, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hapyy-birthday-slinky/317134/9 "2005-08-16T13:24:28Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> One of the best toys ever made even though I could never really get it to walk down the stairs.

Did you try it alone, or in pairs?
