# hardygrrl hits 1000...therefore big post party. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703 "2001-06-30T06:12:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/1 "2001-06-30T06:12:43Z")
\*\* Wow. 1000 posts \*\* Time for a huge post party. I’ve got the open,stocked for 1000 people bar, enough toys/oils/etc in case things get interesting, I’m sure \*\* Arden Ranger \*\* will have the Jello Pit here shortly, and for something new… Notice the vaulted ceilings? Look over in the corner-yes, that’s a trampoline. And that IS a trapeze hanging from the ceiling. 🙂 Now if I could just decide what to wear… the black vinyl raincoat? Been done before. ::goes through closet frantically until she finds the perfect outfit An authentic Playboy Bunny costume,in Cubbie blue,complete with ears,cuffs and fuzzy cotton tail. Finds the 4" heels that match and gets dressed:: So…everyone’s invited. Come in,have a drink,if you insist on bringing a gift I won’t mind 🙂 ::Pops the cork on a bottle of Cristal and pours herself a glass:: ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/2 "2001-06-30T06:21:32Z")
Well, I have a chest of homemade toys better suited to the black vinyl raincoat. I’m sure **theotherangel** won’t mind if you select a few (in fact, I’m damn certain she’d love to demonstrate how they’re used :D). Merry 1000! Mmmmm… Cristal… :: locates the required plate of strawberries :: ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/3 "2001-06-30T06:29:09Z")
I’m under dressed for a party as I’m here in my nighty but Congrats anyway **hardygrrl**! I have some Texas sheet cake topped with chocolate frosting and 1000 walnut pieces I’ll drop off for everyone to enjoy. Have a great time. Abby [itty bitty font]P.S. I hit 100 today![/itty bitty font] ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/4 "2001-06-30T06:32:13Z")
**HARDYGRRL** … Shit, you rock, you roll… Um, I know there’s more, but I can’t think of it… Crap, I know there are probably much cooler thing to say, but your the bomb. Don’t forget that. Ever. #31 Oh, crap this is a hardygrrl thread. Everyone get naked and wrestle in the jello or something. * * * Ouch my head 🙂 Note : Coding fixed - E. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 06-30-2001 at 05:34 AM] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/5 "2001-06-30T06:36:43Z")
::hugs blur and whispers in his ear:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/6 "2001-06-30T06:36:47Z")
**hardygrrl** , I just officially “met” you tonight, and I can tell, we’re going to be friends (how could we not? 😉 ). Congrats on the first thousand, here’s to many many more. :: raises glass of champagne in salute :: [sub]Psst, **Abby** , you make “itty bitty font” by [sub] whatever you want to say tiny [/sub]. Of course when you post, don’t put spaces in the brackets, I only did it so you could see what to use. Check out [this link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=bbcode) for more VB code help. And 'grats on the 100 :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/7 "2001-06-30T06:37:10Z")
Preview is my friend… Every one repeat after me Preview is my friend… * * * _… And NEW Lightweight Champeeeene of the World X-PAC…_ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/8 "2001-06-30T06:39:09Z")
/me streaks through hardygrrl’s post party. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/9 "2001-06-30T06:44:32Z")
Just for that,blur,you don’t get to touch my tail. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/10 "2001-06-30T06:49:50Z")
Damnit, matt, that was my line! ::runs, nude, after matt:: ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/11 "2001-06-30T06:51:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mauvaise \* > [sub]Psst, **Abby** , you make “itty bitty font” by [sub] whatever you want to say tiny [/sub]. Of course when you post, don’t put spaces in the brackets, I only did it so you could see what to use. Check out [this link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/index.php?action=bbcode) for more VB code help. And 'grats on the 100 :)[/sub] [sub] Oh thank you! **Mauvaise** I’ve been to the link, but clearly I did not read it thoroughly enough. 🙂 Abby (Who now knows how to do itty bitty font!)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/12 "2001-06-30T06:52:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*Damnit, matt, that was my line! > > ::runs, nude, after matt:: \*\* Well… If people are getting naked, I might just stick aroud for a while … ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/13 "2001-06-30T06:59:24Z")
Well,blur… You DO have to make up for that X-Pac comment 😉 ::hops on barstool and crosses her legs:: Don’t make me start the “X-Pac Sucks” chant. ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/14 "2001-06-30T07:04:30Z")
Ya know hardygrrl, thats GOOD heat for X-Pac. If they boo him, its cause they like him… ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/15 "2001-06-30T07:07:11Z")
Hello, I can’t stay I’m afraid, going out for a late lunch, but these savoury pinwheel things are for you. Made 'em meself - nice if they’re heated up for a few minutes, and **these** are some bottles of assorted Australian beers. The Coopers is my current favourite. Okay, I’ll be off - what? - oh, okay, well just one. No I’d prefer a small glass of the Cristal, actually. Um, do I have to take my boots off to use the trampoline? Oh. Boots **and** jeans, both? Oh well, why not. You know I’m not an underwear boy, don’t you? congratulations, and many many more!! Redboss ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/16 "2001-06-30T07:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > \*\*Ya know hardygrrl, thats GOOD heat for X-Pac. If they boo him, its cause they like him… \*\* No, they boo him because he sucks 🙂 And he only won the title by cheating. The belt looked much better around Jeffy’s firm,toned abs… ::fans herself and drinks more Cristal:: Come here blur…I have a secret to tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Britt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Britt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Britt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/17 "2001-06-30T07:26:15Z")
::Smiles at all in sundry and looks bemused:: They cheat in proffessional wrestling and get away with, what is the world coming to. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/18 "2001-06-30T09:28:11Z")
For the lady: --+++==##\<\<{@ My sincerest congratulations, **Hardygrrl** , and I hope this rose will induce you to forgive me for the fact that I am right now staring…ahhhh…someplace well south of your eyes 😃 That’s a niiiice outfit…you should wear it more often 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/19 "2001-06-30T09:44:53Z")
Okay! Got your Jello-Pit[sup]TM[/sup] and all the assort accessories set up in the back. Would have been here sooner but I was, um… tied up. ::looks around:: Well, since you all seem to know what to do, I’ll just go back to viewing po… art. Congratulations, babe. Note : coding fixed - E. [Edited by Eutychus55 on 06-30-2001 at 05:32 AM] ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/20 "2001-06-30T10:32:42Z")
Gr… Coding clean up on aisle five, please! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703.md?page=2)