# hardygrrl hits 1000...therefore big post party. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703 "2001-06-30T06:12:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/41 "2001-07-01T01:57:23Z")
::hands Hardygrrl the bottle of Cristal:: I guess I’m going to have to start coming here more often. Then I can throw the party. Again, congrats Hardy. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/42 "2001-07-01T02:09:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Way to go, hardygrrl. So when’s Jeff coming? Is he bringing Matt? > \*\* The heck with those guys, is Lita coming.😃 That don’t sound right. Is Lita going to be at this party. Well, congrats anyway **Hardygrrl** on you reaching 1k posts, every one of them entertaining and informative, in some way, shape or form. You rock grrl. Now, if **AR** is here, there’s gotta be a jello pit somewhere.😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/43 "2001-07-01T12:02:58Z")
Sorry, no Lita. She’d just blow-oops, I meant mess up, her spots anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/44 "2001-07-01T12:06:08Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > Now, if **AR** is here, there’s gotta be a jello pit somewhere.😃 \*\* Hey! I said it was set up in the back! What do you think all the screaming of “Bonzi!” followed by a splat means? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/45 "2001-07-01T12:09:42Z")
_Monster saunters in, climbs to the top of a rail, and does a flip into the cake._ Wheeeee! PARTY! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/46 "2001-07-01T23:09:34Z")
Damn it… I invited Jeff Hardy and he’s not here. ☹ ::Goes to the bar and does a shot of Cuervo:: I’m going to play on the trapeze…if Jeff shows up, holler. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/47 "2001-07-02T11:34:16Z")
Fashionable late as always, happy 1000th post. Sorry I’m late I was a working, anyway I brought you a couple of bottles let’s see here is a Jack Daniels, oh and another, and this is the Hinnesse, and of coarse Jager. And of my favorite bottle of Bacardi 151. Wanta do a shot? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/48 "2001-07-02T11:37:50Z")
::Gets off the trapeze and heads to the bar:: Hey Nicklz, pour me a shot of 151 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/49 "2001-07-02T11:41:46Z")
151 is strong think you can handle it? ::slides the shot glass to hardygrrl:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/50 "2001-07-02T11:53:56Z")
Nicklz… I can pretty much handle anything. 😉 ::Slams down shot:: ---
**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/51 "2001-07-02T12:05:37Z")
I thought you could, thats why I brought several bottles. But I’m not sure if you can handle everything 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/52 "2001-07-02T12:10:50Z")
Only one way to find out… [sub] Sorry-I have to leave for work. Catch you later Nicklz. BTW…Rest up cuz you’ll need all the energy you can get.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/53 "2001-07-02T12:40:05Z")
Gee, there and I thought HG would have high tea for her 1000… [sub] and that Nixon was not a crook, and Clinton did not have sex with that woman, and Condit has not had an improper relationship with his intern… [/sub] [sub] and I was tempted to screw up the code to raise the bar on thread errors, but I was feeling nice today…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/54 "2001-07-02T13:22:11Z")
Well, of course it figures **hardygrrl** would start her party at 2am on a Saturday night - I figger that’s about the time she gets revved up. I see hardy flaunting her Immelman’s on the trapeze - guess the party’s in full swing. Literally. Gawd, I’m gettin’ dizzy. I don’t know which way to turn - hardy’s nekkid on the trapeze, but **Arden** ’s got the Jello going. Ain’t been to a Jello party yet. 'Course I ain’t done the trampoline thing yet, either… Alright, I’ll salute the guest of honor first. (Tygr views another Immelman and realizes he’s _already_ started saluting…) :: Climbing on the trampoline, Tygr begins to remove one article of clothing at the apex of each bounce, right in front of hardygrrl.:: [sup]_bounce_[/sup] **Con-** [sup]_bounce_[/sup] - **grat** - [sup]_bounce_[/sup] - **yoo** - [sup]_bounce_[/sup] - **lations!** [sup]_bounce_[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703/55 "2001-07-02T23:27:29Z")
\*\* Lurkernomore \*\* To quote our Welcome Wagon king, Crunchy Frog… Bite me 🙂 \*\* Tygr \*\* Hmmm, so is THAT my gift? Would you like to do a body shot? Of Tequila, of course 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hardygrrl-hits-1000-therefore-big-post-party/70703.md?page=2)