# Hari Seldon is retiring

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [January 13, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744 "2022-01-13T19:21:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2022, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/41 "2022-01-14T21:41:44Z")

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Getting in late, but here’s another heartfelt thanks, Hari.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/42 "2022-01-15T01:23:42Z")

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It’s pretty tough to be a mod,  
When posters pout, professing fraud,  
I’m guessing that it takes a toll  
To try for traction with a troll.  
To take these whiners under wing,  
And do that diplomatic thing.  
Fanatics frothing, throwing fits.  
How could one handle half of it?  
The grime, the gristle and the grease?  
Well thanks for trying to keep the peace.  
I’m not surprised you cut the cord  
You might deserve some big award.  
Financed in florins, fame or francs -  
Yet all I offer is my thanks.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/43 "2022-01-15T01:26:28Z")

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Righteous.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/44 "2022-01-15T14:14:17Z")

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Dude!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/45 "2022-01-15T16:34:16Z")

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Adding my thanks to the chorus!

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/46 "2022-01-16T16:11:01Z")

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> [@Dr\_Paprika](#):
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> The grime, the gristle and the grease?

Not a bad first effort. However, the second draft replaces this line with:

“The grumbles, griping and the grease.”

Thank you, Hari!

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/47 "2022-01-17T17:23:08Z")

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I’d try to use the word “gremlins”, but associate the word with chubby children and the importance of staying dry.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/48 "2022-01-18T18:49:24Z")

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Thank you.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/49 "2022-01-25T05:29:15Z")

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> [@Hari\_Seldon](#):
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> It’s been an interesting trip.

And probably a long strange trip. Keep truckin’, man.\*

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\*Have no idea why I made the GD reference. It just seemed the right thing to do.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/50 "2022-01-28T00:56:14Z")

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Aww, I’m late to the party.

Thanks for your work, **Hari**!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/51 "2022-01-28T01:04:33Z")

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Do you get to keep the jackboots, or is it like renting bowling shoes?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hari-seldon-is-retiring/957744/52 "2022-01-28T04:48:11Z")

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Connect the long red strings of yarn, people! Hari Seldon is obviously Stephen Breyer. As soon as he retired from the SDMB, his use as a Supreme Court Justice was moot.

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