# Harmless Doper Crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 27, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805 "2005-05-27T20:04:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/201 "2005-06-02T12:38:22Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Where many of us once stayed for days on end in MPSIMS, currently that forum is filled with kids and new moms. . :dubious: I’m 29, and if I have kids I will consider selling them! How young are talking young? ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/202 "2005-06-02T13:00:16Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > I am stunned! And honored, and flattered. Husband, eh? He’s got to be a lucky man. ::goddamned random forum update emails…:: Didn’t get your reply, **Lou**. Heh, he doesn’t think he’s lucky toay- he’s in the dog house. I already have one “stunt hubby” but hey, I could always use another. 😃 Oh, I saw your reply in the Curvy thread. THAT made me crush you even harder! [I got yor curvy right here, baby.](http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=ecp063&Category_Code=ac&Product_Count=58) ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/203 "2005-06-02T13:38:49Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > …nobody lurvs me? All righty then, at least two. How could I not have a crush on somebody whose username always looks like “Amazon Floozy Goodness” at first glance? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/204 "2005-06-02T13:53:19Z")
> [@Seeker74](#): > > ::goddamned random forum update emails…:: Didn’t get your reply, **Lou**. > > Heh, he doesn’t think he’s lucky toay- he’s in the dog house. I already have one “stunt hubby” but hey, I could always use another. 😃 > > Oh, I saw your reply in the Curvy thread. THAT made me crush you even harder! [I got yor curvy right here, baby.](http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=ecp063&Category_Code=ac&Product_Count=58) D’oh, shouldn’t have clicked on that at work! But I love Coop’s artwork. I am a huge fan. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/205 "2005-06-02T14:51:37Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > And of course I have BoardCrushes for \ **Angua** , \ You do? And you, **NoClueBoy**? Wow. 😃 I don’t actually think I have any BoardCrushes. Of course that may well be because the SO posts here as well… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/206 "2005-06-02T17:43:24Z")
> [@kimera](#): > > Perhaps you have discovered the reason why I chose the user name **kimera**! Is it related to the word chimera (also chimaera)? Because I didn’t really think any of your pics resembled a part goat / part lion / part serpent creature. 😉 Especially the second one on your Teemings page (which is the one I referred to…) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/207 "2005-06-02T18:27:54Z")
_has seen **Atheist Princess** ’s photo, falls over stunned_ Whoa! _fans self_ ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/208 "2005-06-02T20:19:39Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > Um, thanks, **Sunspace**. _blushes_ It’s mutual, m’dear. Good luck in your pursuit. You know, I always thought that “pursuit of happiness” bit was unnecessarily weaselly. > > **AP** , you’re very pretty. Very! > > **AFG** , you walk your rat on a leash? That is too cute. Have you a picture of this? > > I also think **Monstre** and **ronincyberpunk** are hot, but I think I’ve been in this thread enough. I like a lot of folks, what can I say? I do. 😃 I’ll dig it up and post it. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/209 "2005-06-02T20:21:31Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I do. 😃 > > I’ll dig it up and post it. Ooo! I wanna see it too. Make a new thread when you do it, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/210 "2005-06-02T20:51:14Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > D’oh, shouldn’t have clicked on that at work! But I love Coop’s artwork. I am a huge fan. Oops! Sorry about that. Yep, I’ve been sportin’ Coop on my rear car window for quite some time. Even thought about getting one of his pieces in ink somewhere on my body. Would that be copyright infringement? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/211 "2005-06-02T21:01:28Z")
I’ve just this very morning developed a new Harmless (and in this case, Hopeless) Doper Crush: The lovely and awesome **zweisamkeit**. ---
**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/212 "2005-06-03T01:54:24Z")
Holy hell. I just realized how many spelling errors I’ve made in this thread. :o ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/213 "2005-06-03T01:57:48Z")
> [@Seeker74](#): > > Holy hell. I just realized how many spelling errors I’ve made in this thread. :o It’s okay. I seem to have learned some tolerance. ---
**Author:** ![kimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@kimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kimera)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/214 "2005-06-03T08:36:23Z")
> [@Monstre](#): > > Especially the second one on your Teemings page (which is the one I referred to…) Haha, I think I look like an innocent 12-year-old in that pic which I find very amusing. I guess my goat head isn’t as noticable as I thought! And since he said no one ever names him in these, my crush is on **Darwin’s Finch**. :o ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/215 "2005-06-03T08:44:44Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I have a harmless crush on everyone who is **not** listed above here and everyone else who is. > > There…is everyone satisfied? :dubious: NOPE! :mumble mumble: stupid crush threads…:mumble mumble: ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/216 "2005-06-03T09:28:56Z")
Let’s see - people whom I will read if I notice they’ve got a thread or a post on the board: **Anaamika** , **faithfool** and Bob ;), **Kytheria** , **Q.N. Jones** , **SusanStoHeLit** … I want to make a point of saying I enjoy **Shirley Ujest** and **TVeblen** ’s non-moderation related posts, but I’m not as quick to open a thread when I’ve seen they’ve posted, since so much of what they do post is related to their moderator duties. There are plenty of other Dopers whom I enjoy reading, but at the moment I can’t get my brain to connect to where I’ve got their names stored. Apparantly that also includes any and all male Dopers whom I read. :smack: Insomnia is a pain in the north end of a south-going horse. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/217 "2005-06-03T10:56:15Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > I have a harmless crush on everyone who is **not** listed above here and everyone else who is. > > There…is everyone satisfied? :dubious: Quite. _hums happily_ _crushes everyone, harmlessly_ With feathers. I crush you with feathers! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/218 "2005-06-03T11:29:18Z")
> [@OtakuLoki](#): > > I want to make a point of saying I enjoy **Shirley Ujest** and **TVeblen** ’s non-moderation related posts, but I’m not as quick to open a thread when I’ve seen they’ve posted, since so much of what they do post is related to their moderator duties. 😕 **Shirly Ujest** isn’t a mod… ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/219 "2005-06-03T14:53:33Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > 😕 > > **Shirly Ujest** isn’t a mod… I did mention I was suff- I mean enjoying the benefits of insomnia, right? :smack: :o ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/harmless-doper-crushes/305805/220 "2005-06-03T16:05:40Z")
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